The Federation of the Federated States of Federals
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Verified member of the Nations of Saint Joan of Arc (School Community)
Federation of The Federated States of Federalasia Grabinksi tun sha Grabinskit sates tun Grabinskasia | |
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Motto: Hippity Hoppity Get off My Property | |
Anthem: "Megalovania" | |
| Capital | Kathmandont |
| Largest city | Hoth |
| Official languages |
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| Demonym(s) | Federalasian |
| Government | Federation |
• President | Yoshie Shiratori |
• Queen | Anna Karennina |
| Legislature | Grabinskasia Council |
| Independence from The Peoples Republic of China | |
• Declared | 1 January 1961 |
| Area | |
• Total | 735,294 km2 (283,899 sq mi) (40th) |
• Water (%) | 3.9 |
| Population | |
• July 2020 estimate | 129,430,900 (14th) |
• 1999 census | 17,463,836 |
• Density | 82.3/km2 (213.2/sq mi) (167th) |
| GDP (PPP) | 2015 estimate |
• Total | 89.726 Billion |
• Per capita | 5,982 (26th) |
| GDP (nominal) | 2011 estimate |
• Total | $25.759 billion |
• Per capita | $1,230 |
| Gini (2001) | 44.6 medium |
| HDI (2011) |  0.482low · 79th |
| Currency | Uranium Coin (RDQ) |
| Time zone | UTC+1 (Federalasian Time GMT+8) |
• Summer (DST) | UTC+1 (not observed) |
| Driving side | none |
| Calling code | +245 |
| Internet TLD | .com |
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Overview
The Federation of The Federated States of Federals is a large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its public floggings and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 129 million Federated States of Federalasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 36.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Federated States of Federalasian economy, worth 3.01 trillion Uranium Coins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,641 Uranium Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, private law firms are unheard of, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, and no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Federated States of Federals's national animal is the The Pistol shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
History
The Federalasian history goes way back into the early time of 215 B.C. after the Qin Dynasty's rise of power. The First Emperor of the Qin Dynasty, Qin Shi Huang, had a son named Qin Er Shi who had a second cousin named Zhang Jun. Zhang Jun fought in Qin's wars of unification then moved southeast with tribesmen and a small army. He conquered the land and called it Yàzhōu liánbāng establishing the first Federalasian dyansty the Zhang Dynasty. There he established his empire and allied the Qin dynasty. Together they conquered the Zhou Dynasty and the other six of the Seven Warring States.
After the fall of the Qin Dynasty and the rise of the Han Dynasty, Zhang Jun was unable to keep up supply of food and money to his people and the Zhang Dynasty, too fell. A new dynasty arose called the Chao Dynasty which caused many problems. The Chao dynasty was led by an evil general named Fu Liang. Fu was a psychopathic emperor who executed thousands of villagers for fun. This caused the villagers to form a rebellion known as the Lan Shi Clan. The emperor and the Lan Shi clan went into war for over 13 years. This war is known as the Sukuni war. Thousands of tribesmen were killed and eventually the whole country went into a famine. Food was very scarce and typical of the emperor, he demanded more food than Yàzhōu liánbāng had. Eventually the emperor ate a bad peice of meat and died of food poisoning. Federalasian historians consider this the end of the Chao Dynasty. For 2 years the country was in a depression but then the Japanese came in and took over. The Japanese conquered Yàzhōu liánbāng in 13 B.C. The new emperor Akiro Takahashi came into power and ruled the Nara Dynasty.
For several hundred years the Nara Dynasty ruled Yàzhōu liánbāng. In 387 A.D. The current emperor of Yàzhōu liánbāng Dichi Yamamoto, got sick and died from unknown causes. The new emperor was different, stronger yet humble. The new emperor Naiko Nakamura was a pacifist. His rise to power marked the beginning of "Heiwa jidai" or The Peace Era. This era lasted over 900 years until the year 1348 when the black plague began to spread.
The black plague spread to Yàzhōu liánbāng and killed 20,000 Federalasians over a period of 7 years. This Marked the end of the Nara Dynasty. In 1355 the Europeans flooded into the country and battled for ownership. Because of the recent pandemic the small infantry of Yàzhōu liánbāng was no match for the European's weapons. The Europeans translated Yàzhōu liánbāng into English which is where the name Federalasia comes from. The Europeans had a great influence on modern day Federalasian culture. The Europeans brought food, art, religion, language, weapons and much more. This event was known as "The European Influence". The European influence led to the formation of the language Grabushka, which is a mix of English, French, Albanian, Japanese, Chinese, Russian and German.
The Europeans held power switching between British, Albanian and French rule, but in 1950 The People's Republic of China made a deal with the British and Federalasia became a state of China. In 1961 Fedederalasia declared independence and established a Federation and then became The Federation of The Federated States of Federalasia.
Immigration, Expansion, Industrialization
The European Influence greatly helped Federalasia succeed today. In the 1800s, The start of the Industrial revolution happened. The British brought Federalasia advanced technology never seen before. Before the Industrial revolution, Federalasia was still very primitive. Europeans introduced machinery that helped Federalasia thrive. The British introduced the water wheel and steam engines to Federalasia. The British Built a large railway system in Federalasia that is still used today.
In 1965 there was a large influx of immigrants to Federalasia. This urbanization had a big influence on modern day Federalasia. Foreigners supplied a surplus of labor but also created more jobs for the people. This spurred economic growth and prosperity. National infrastructure including telegraph and transcontinental railways allowed greater settlement and development of modern day society.
Throughout the years Federalasia became friendly with many countries. They helped many poor countries and fought in several small countries. In return these countries granted visas and jobs to many Federalasians. Today Federalasia has 25 embassies spread throughout Asia and eastern Europe. Federalasian diplomats made a deal with their neighbors Kyrgyzstan to gain more land in return for an embassy. This purchase of land was known as The Shantu Purchase.
Geography, Climate and Environment
The 25 contiguous states take up a total land mass of 735,294 km2. Measured only by landmass, The Federated states of Federalasia is 14th in size right behind Saudi Arabia and in front of Indonesia. The costal plain of the Persian Gulf seaboard gives way further inland to deciduous forests and the rolling hills of the Bahra plateau
The Shabari Mountain range divides The Great Nichi Plains from the Inja River System. The Inja River system, the worlds 8th largest river system, runs east-west through the upper heart of the country. The Inja River System has been the main source of irrigation, for the 14% of Land that is arable in the country, for hundreds of years. The Shabari Mountain range is home to the tallest mountain in Federalasia and western Asia. Za Kuraimu, or "The Climb", is the largest mountain and the highest point in Federalasia, reaching the astonishing height of 21,310 feet or 6,495 meters. The lowest point in the country can be found in the Great Nichi Plains, the lowest point being -134 feet below sea level or about 41 meters.
Federalasia, with its large geographic variety, includes most climate types. To the east, the climate ranges from humid subtropical in the north to humid subtropical in the south. The Great Nichi Plains have a semi-arid climate while the Shabari mountain range tends to retain an alpine climate.
Wildlife and Conservation
The Federalasian ecology is megadiverse: about 15,500 species of vascular plants in the contiguous Federalasia, and more than 1,300 species of flowering plants are found in the Bintu state. Federalasia is home to 394 mammal species, 512 bird species, 342 reptile species and 113 amphibian species, as well as about 87,000 insect species. There are 17 national parks and several other federally managed parks forests and wilderness areas. All together the government owns about 8% of the country's land area. Most of this land is protected, though some is leased for oil and gas drilling, mining, logging, or cattle ranching, and about .49% is used for military purposes.
Environmental issues include debates on oil and nuclear energy, deforestation, air and water pollution and global warming. The protection of the environment and animals within is also a very big deal. In 1978 President Felix Janmati ordered a group assembled dedicated to help preserve and protect wildlife. A year later The Endangered Wildlife and Species Act (EWSA) was signed protecting all endangered wildlife and endangered species from being tampered with.
Government
Federalasia is a Federation that consists of 25 states and several uninhabited possessions. The sovereign power is formally divided between a central authority and a number of constituent regions so that each region retains some degree of control over its internal affairs. The central government is called the Grabinskasia Council which holds federal control of the 25 states. The Grabinskasia Council is separated into 4 branches. The Executive Branch, The Judicial Branch, The Legislative and the Public branch.
The Executive Branch consists of the president Yoshie Shiratori and Queen Anna Karennina. The president and queen together make mutual decisions for the better of the country. The Judicial Branch is the governing body of all the lawmaking and court affairs in the country. The highest judge in the land, Sykuna Shantir, runs the Judicial Branch. The Legislative Branch is responsible for drafting laws which are then approved by the president. They also keep the government in check. The Public branch is the branch consisting of the general public. Federalasia believes in the ideals of popular sovereignty, therefore they made a branch devoted to the public. In the branch the public votes and decides on some minor laws proposed by the legislative branch.
Demographics
Population
The Federalasian Census Department officially estimated the country's population to be 107,232,435 as of July 1, 2019. According to the Department's Population Clock, on May 23, 2020, the Federalasian population had a net gain of one person every 28 seconds, or about 3,086 people per day. Federalasia is the fourteenth most populous nation in the world. In 2018 the median age of the Federalasian population was 41.2 years.
In 2018, there were almost 32 million immigrants and Federalasian born children of immigrants in Federalasia, accounting for 24% of the overall Federalasian Population. Federalasia has a very diverse population; 14 ancestry groups have more than one million members. White Federalasians of European ancestry, mostly German, Albanian, English and French make up a total of 65% of the total population. Asian Americans are the country's largest racial minority (the two largest Asian ethnic groups are Chinese, Japanese, and Indian) making up 30% of the total population. There are several other minority groups that take up the last 5% of the population. Some of these include Latinos, Americans and South Africans.
Language
There are four official languages in Federalasia: Grabushka (Native Language), English, Chinese, Japanese. Some states recognize Indian as an official language but Indian is not recognized at a federal level. According to the Federalasian Community Survey over 92% of the country spoke at least English and Grabushka at home. 34% also speaks Chinese at home and 13% speaks Japanese.
The most widely taught foreign languages in Federaasia, in terms of enrollment numbers from kindergarten through university undergraduate education, are Chinese (around 7.2 million students), Japanese (4.5 million), and French (1.2 million). Other commonly taught languages include, Indian, Persian, German, Albanian and Federalasian sign language (FSL).
Religion
Federalasia considers itself a catholic nation but it respects all other religions. The First Amendment of the Federalasian Bill of Rights guarantees the free exercise of religion and forbids the Grabinskasia Council from passing laws respecting its establishment.
In a 2018 survey, 70.6% of adults in Federalasia identified themselves as Christians; Roman Catholics, 60.4% and all other Christian religions make up the other 10.2%. In 2018, 25.4% of the Federalasian adult population claimed a non-Christian religion. These include Islam (10.1%), Judaism (8.9%), Hinduism (5%), and Buddhism (1%). The survey also reported that 5% of Federalasian described themselves as agnostic, atheist or simply having no religion.
Foreign Relations
Federalasia is a very diplomatic country with many foreign relations. Federalasia is a major exporter of iron pickaxes to The Anarchy of Anacharia. In return Anacharia imports the Federalasian currency uranium coins. Federalasia is in a military alliance with the DRVUSSR. The sole purpose of the military alliance is to fight LeslieNation.
Etymology
The Name Federalasia goes way back into 215 B.C. when King Jun of The Zhang Dynasty came and claimed land. He called it "Yàzhōu liánbāng" which roughly translates to Federal Asia in Chinese. When the British took over they translated Yàzhōu liánbāng into English and combined the words into Federalasia. When the country separated from The People's Republic of China the Grabinskasia council decided to become a federation divided into 25 states. They became The Federation of The Federated States of Federals.
Vexillology
The Federalasian flag is a standard banner that consists of 2 colors: red and yellow. In the middle lies a dragon over a yellow triangle similar to the one that lies on the Bhutanese flag. The red lies as the base color of the flag, symbolizing the blood of the martyrs who fought for Federalasia. The yellow triangle sits in the middle of the flag representing prosperity and the three pillars of life Federalasia was built on. Over the triangle lies a dragon close to the one of the Bhutanese flag. The dragon grasps jewels which represents the wealth of the country while symbolizes the purity and humbleness of the country. The dragon itself represents the ancient Chinese heritage.