Inyurstan Lolcows
This page refers to a number of individuals of Inyurstan nationality who have gained internet fame or notoriety due to their status as "lolcows". These individuals are not public officials, or traditional celebrities and are generally considered to wield no legal, cultural or monetary influence what so ever.
Jose Impendido
Jose Regu Impendido de Seveu is a NEET known for his outspoken atheism, anime loli fetish and inability to stop posting his L's to Setsuzoku.
Housing Troubles
First indications of Jose's housing troubles came from Jose himself posting to Setsuzoku complaining about his mother and announcing his plans to move into a "gamer pad" with four of his "bros". A unverified user claiming to be a friend of Jose's mother posted to iPaturago.iy, according to this anon the reason Jose was kicked out of the house was for showing his younger sister loli material.
After being kicked from his family house, he moved in with four other young men. Full names, ages and identities of the other men are not known; but all evidence indicates that they were also into video games, anime and quite possibly atheism. While suitable, this arrangement only lasted so long as their collective (non-existent) income could pay the rent - which was all of four months.
Jose is believed to have moved into a group home for transients operated by a local church; to which he demonstrated his gratitude by doubling down on his anti-Christian posts on Setz. However, Jose was not content to keep his housing arrangement in a location which did not allow his anime loli "materials"; and so he left. There is some question of whether or not Jose sexually harassed female staff - but while it seems in character concrete evidence of this is minimal. He is currently resides on the couch in a basement of one of his "bros"
Details
| Type | Most Active | Likes | Dislikes | Weaknesses |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Neckbeard | Setsuzoku | Anime, Lolis, Atheism, Younger women | His mom, Christianity, Inyursta, The Bible, Chads | Chads, Rejection from women, His mom |
Miguel "Vixienne" DeChambeu
Miguel Jean-Faiso DeChambeu Ketant, self-named "Vixienne", is a prominent pro-gender activist known for litigation, obnoxious public reactions to court rulings and being a known sexpest.
Martino "Madcap" Uclese
Martino de Paoul Uclese, known by his personna "Madcap" is a right-wing miltia wannabe specializing in conspiracy theories, canned foods and spending his money on guns.
Kayla Jernandez
Michaela "Kayla" Louise Jernandez is a 26 year-old Inyurstan woman who gained notoriety for her sexual obsession with Nifonese Shogun Maki Kojiro. An "aspiring writer", Kayla first gained notoriety for her romantic magnum opus "Saving Myself for the Shogun"