User:Rajavlitra/Esquarian fuckshit

my take on Akai which is also a part revision

Thearchy of the Great Kinh 𠘲秦光䆐 ḻá kính vang kwṳx ꡀꡙ ꡅꡞꡋ ꡓꡋ ꡀꡗ kla ḉin vân klai
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Map of Akai Map of Akai
Location of Akai in Esquarium Location of Akai in Esquarium
Capital	Qung
Largest city	Gṳnlang
Official languages	Akai
Recognised regional languages	Various local dialects
Ethnic groups (2012)	Akai (95%) Other (5%)
Religion	Kiaism (天倒) (72.8%) Khaturvism (17.2%) Other (10%)
Demonym(s)	Akai, Akainese, Acanic
Government	Theocratic absolute monarchy
• Thearch	Liannu
• Dihou	Tinhẓi Ciesiu Lilisi
• Regents	Tinsnigzi Sanfu Lazin
Legislature	Imperial Court
Formation
• Demon Kings period	2750 BCE
• First Dynasties	1625 BCE
• Acanic Pentarchy	1002 CE
• Unification	13th December 1923
Area
• Total	8,784,749 km2 (3,391,811 sq mi)
Population
• 2012 census	531,977,241
• Density	60.6/km2 (157.0/sq mi)
GDP (PPP)	(2014) estimate
• Total	$4,432,975,292,930
• Per capita	$8333.02
GDP (nominal)	(2015) estimate
• Total	$2,969,496,960,000
• Per capita	$5,582
Gini (2012)	65.2 very high
HDI (2016)	0.80548 very high
Currency	Ranh (㒳) (RNG)
Time zone	(AKAI)
• Summer (DST)	UTC-5 ((AKAI))
Date format	dd-mm-yyyy CE
Driving side	left
Calling code	+314
ISO 3166 code	AKI
Internet TLD	.AKI

Akai, officially the Thearchy of the Great Kinh (Acanic: 𠘲秦光䆐, ḻá kính vang kwṳx) or just Kinh, is a theocratic absolute monarchy in Southeastern Borea, taking up the whole of the subcontinent of the same name. It is surrounded wholly by the sea, with the Voragic in the east and the Mercorian in the west. It shares its only maritime border with Narmada. With a population of XX million, its largest island, XXX, holds about XX% of it, while La Kinh Ru, its formal metropole, holds XX%.

Akai is nominally theocratic absolute monarchy based around the divine power of the Thearch (𢂇命 tex riành), ruling with legitimacy both as sovereign and head of the Bin Krong (遍宮 "universal temple"), the country's Kiaist ecclessia. While the Thearch and the Bin Krong hold immense influence, the country's relative size has led to an informal confederation, with a socio-political plurality of with various constituent institutions coexisting under a centralized state economy helmed by the government in Qung. Such disconnect has been the point of major state reforms, particularly under the reign of Vang'an in order to formally centralize the country.

[history]

Despite its size and economic strength, Akai currently exists as an international pariah within the world stage, held under a cordon sanitaire both due to political developments during the Volatile Century and reports of blatant disregard for human dignity. With the exception of Min, Akai has been essentially isolated from the world for over a hundred years. Despite of this, its large areas of unspoiled natural environment and percieved exotic culture, Akai has been referred to as "The Great Sanctuary".

Demographics

The religion of Khaturvism is the second largest religion in Akai, being most prevalent in the more cosmopolitan northern regions.

Culture and society

Due to Akai's relative isolation, Monic culture in the Kinh islands developed radically different due to its exchange with the Boreolahudic XXX and the aboriginal XXX cultures. [...] The government is increasingly making efforts to preserve and sustain the current culture and traditions of the country.

Akai society and modern Akai culture remains deeply religious and conservative, still steeped in centuries-old traditions and a deep insistence towards community and a higher morality. Following the principle of "celebrating good and forbidding wrong", there are considerable limitations and prohibitions on behaviour and dress which are strictly enforced both legally and socially, often more so than in wider East Borea. Daily life is dominated by religious observance, with ancestor worship being an integral part. State institutions and religious practice are intertwined, and the sovereign person have been a focal point of folk worship.

Despite such reactionary attitudes, East Borea's general divergent views on sexuality has led to a degree of sexual permissiveness that would be seen as "liberal" by western standards.

Arts and aesthetics

The creative arts are an upheld value in Akai culture.

Akai languages

Monic Akai

• Monic branch, descended from Old Chinese and gradually doubles down on guttural characteristics, perhaps becoming akin to Old Tibetan in terms of pronounciation?

Lazinkug becomes

• /*lˁat-s *[dz]i[n] *kʷˤaŋ *[C.q]ʷˤək/
  • /ɬat dzi:ŋ kwa:ŋ kɯːɡ/
    • /ɬa: kiɳ [ɣ]vaŋ kwəɣ/
      • ḻá kính vang kwṳx

Boreolahudic North

• Boreolahudic branch, probably Malagasy or something Bornean (stuff like Acehnese is out of the question due to usage of Cham in Kraong nam)

Native Acanic

• Acanic, ie. Dravidian branch, perhaps descended from Kannada-Tamil and gradually takes on Vietnamese characteristics, roots contract to partial monosyllabics? (ie. 絕 being Viet tuyet, perhaps Acanic would be cvat)

• *qala- (austronesian loan, "holy") + qin (zin)?
  • *kala[c]in + *kanti ("light") + dravidian *kal ("foot") or *pe[d]a ("great")
    • kalicin kantikaliya (old acanic)
      • [kala > kha] - [sin > tsi:n] - [kanti replaced by 光, vang] [kal > kul > kru]
        • kla cin van klai (kula-cinvankalai)
    • kalicin kantipeddiya
      • [peda > pera > pra] (declension: prya, prao)
        • kla cin van prai (kula-cinvamparai)

Minh Vuat: Half Min, Half Mingwok, All Shitfest

Commonwealth of Minh Vuat 閩越共國 Bân Uát Kiōng Kok (Bân) 國なん閩あ越 Banu nân Vât a Minh (Vuat)
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Motto:  和義正道 hô gī chiành tō 義和这直な正 trung samaʔan ang tia̍k na daʔan “righteous harmony is the just path"
Location of Min in Borea Location of Min in Borea
Capital	Hukang 虎岡
Largest City	Hoikong 海港
Official languages	Bân, Vuata
Demonym(s)	Minh, Minhvuatese
Government	Federated unicameral legislative elective monarchy
• King	????
• Chancellors	Hoa-lai 花利 Kám-siā 花
• Convenors	???? ???? ???? ????
Legislature	Concordance 閤共致
History
• Yue golden age?	???
• Monic settlement	???
• Establishment of the Radiant Temple	????
• Establishment of Concordance	????
• Current Constitution	1968
Population
• 2018 census	76,332,012
• Density	148.68/km2 (385.1/sq mi)
GDP (nominal)	estimate
• Total	931 billion
• Per capita	$17,143
Gini	31.55 medium
HDI (2013)	0.773 high
Currency	Soki (贝) (MBR)
Driving side	left
Calling code	.461
ISO 3166 code	MNH
Internet TLD	.mv, .閩

Monarchic Yue Republic thing idk

Minhvuatese languages

• Min chinese (duh), particularly Hokkien
• Vuat is just tagalog-kapampangan with greater Mainland Southeast Asian intonation and fuckery (this is just an excuse to make it look like vietnamese the best i could)