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The Republic of Polder Island (Dutch: ''Republik de Polder Eiland'') is a tiny island nation consisting of 11 [[Regions of Polder Eiland|regions]] with a total resident population of 24,248,912 (2019). The nation was founded by immigrants from what would later form [[Bakyern]] in 1589, and the current form of government, [[History of Polder Eiland|The Eighth Republic]], was formed in 1849. Polder Island acts as a tax haven and major trading port within the equatorial seas of the Western Hemisphere of [[Anteria]].
The Gregarious Gregocracy of Polder Island (Dutch: ''Republik de Polder Eiland'') is a tiny island nation consisting of 1 city with a total resident population of 741 (2021). The nation was founded by Gregory "Greg" Q. Penistone of Penistone Incorporated. Polder Island acts as a tax haven and major tourist attraction within [[Anteria]].


==History==
==History==
Main article: [[History of Polder Eiland]]
Polder Eiland was founded in 2018 as a protest against the taxation of Penistone, Inc. in its original country. Since then, it has become a self-reliant country, entirely run by Greg. It was made as a reference to an althistory book in which there was a country called Polder Eiland that was part of the Sekidean Union.


==Demographics==
==Demographics==
===Language===
===Language===
While Dutch and English are the official languages of the Republic, and thus are spoken extensively (by 92% and 83% of the population, resp.) a significant minority of the population also speak Spanish (32%) and Suodenese (19%). Multilingualism is encouraged in the Polderian education system, with 9 out of the 11 regions requiring all grade schools to educate students for at least eight years in one foreign language, and for ten years in English and Dutch. About 8% of the population reports speaking at least five languages.
The official language is English, but there is poorly-translated Dutch bespeckled across the streets, due to Greg's fanboying about aforementioned althistory.


===People===
===People===
Polder Island is ethnically diverse, and has a high level of ethnic mixing. Though the people who originally came to the Island were Germanic, Tsokeikan and Suodenese immigrants over the centuries have combined with Germanic ethnic group into the Polderian ethnic group.
There are a number of people who live in Polder Eiland, and all of them are crazy on some level.
 
More recently, Canterian and Paulite immigrants from various countries in the Western reaches of the world have arrived in large numbers, increasing the concentration of Spanish and English speaking peoples.


===Religion===
===Religion===
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|caption = Religion Affiliation in Polder Eiland (2019)
|caption = Religion Affiliation in Polder Eiland (2019)
|label1 = EHK
|label1 = Greg
|value1 = 45.1
|value1 = .2
|color1 = Blue
|color1 = Blue
|label2 = Unaffiliated/Agnostic/Atheist
|label2 = Friends of Greg
|value2 = 21.3
|value2 = 99.8
|color2= DarkGray
|color2= DarkGray
|label3 = Other Protestant
|value3 = 18.6
|color3 = DarkBlue
|label4 = Catholic
|value4 = 5.7
|color4 = LightBlue
|label5 = Buddhist
|value5 = 4.0
|color5 = Green
|label6 = Other
|value6 = 5.3
|color6 = Red
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}}


The [[Polderian Reformed Church]] (Dutch: Eilander Hervormde Kerk), also known as the EHK, is the largest religious group on the island, consisting of 45% of the population, and is state sponsored. It is a Protestant church.
People are either Greg, or friends of Greg. There is no other religion permitted for residents.
 
Religious tolerance is guaranteed in the Polderian constitution, and this has led to a propagation of various religious groups within the island. More recently, the number of people not identifying with any religion has increased greatly, from 9% in 2000 to an estimated 21% in 2020. This number is expected to increase in future years.
 


===Family Structure===
===Family Structure===
60% of Polderians older than 18 were married, 8% were widowed, 9% were divorced, and 23% had never been married.
No families are permitted on Polder Eiland, except the family of Greg. Dedication to Penistone Inc. is mandatory.
 
The teenage pregnancy rate is 9 per 1000 women. This has declined by 65% since 2000, due in part to campaigns for reforms in sex education on Polder Island. The total fertility rate in 2019 was 2131.8 births per 1000 women. Same-sex marriage and adoption is legal throughout the country.


==Geography==
==Geography==
[[File:Polder_Eiland_Topographical.png|400x400px|right|Topographical Map of Polder Eiland]]
Polder Eiland is comprised of one island in the southern seas of east Anteria. Its highest point is 100 m above sea level.
Polder Island consists of two main islands: [[Polder Island (Landmass in Polder Eiland)|Polder Island]] (Dutch: Polder Eiland) and [[Noordiland (Polder Eiland)|North Island]] (Dutch: ''Noordiland''). It has a few natural harbors around the coast, but is mostly naturally marshland. As most of the main island’s northern coast is mangrove swamps, the south is where most of the population is concentrated. The exception to this is the city of [[Groningen (Polder Eiland)|Groningen]], which is on several slightly elevated hills, providing some natural removal from flooding.
 
The nation’s coasts are surrounded by a series of dijks, and the many rivers and estuaries on the island are blocked by a series of dams. Many pumping systems are also present. This effort, which started as early as the 1630’s, helps to keep the interior of the island arable. As a result, about 42% of the island is below sea level, including about half of De Haven.
 
The biggest river is the [[River Milvan (Polder Eiland)]], on the southwest side of the island. The islands as a whole are very low. [[Mt St Jheronimus (Polder Eiland)|The highest point]], on North Island, is only 504 m above sea level.  
 


==Climate==
==Climate==
The Islands are tropical. The interior of the island is largely tropical rainforest, with the exception of the desalinated lands, former marshes which are widely used for farming. The coast is largely marshland, with the exception of some sandy beaches around cities.
The islands are frigid year round. The highest temperature recorded on the island ever is 22 degrees Celsius, and the lowest temperature recorded is -45 degrees Celsius.
 
The temperature remains at an average 25<sup>oC</sup> year round. The dry season occurs from May to September, and the wet season occurs from November to March. The wet season produces more rain than would be expected for the area, due to the nearby warm seas, and the shape of the continents, producing a conformation which ensures the trade winds bring in moisture. The coldest recorded temperature was 4<sup>oC</sup> on [[Mt St Jheronimus (Polder Eiland)]] in 1867. The hottest recorded temperature was 51<sup>oC</sup> in De Haven in 2014.
 
==Government and Politics==
Polder Island is a federal constitutional republic, consisting of 11 [[Regions of Polder Eiland|regions]]. The government also contains 25 [[Guilds of Polder Eiland|guilds]], which function similar to trade unions and corporations in other nations.
 
In the Republic, there are three kinds of jurisdiction under which all citizens fall: for matters involving high-level domestic affairs, such as national taxation, domestic infrastructure, civil rights, and criminal and penal codes, citizens are under the jurisdiction of the Synod. For matters involving employment, retirement, and unionization, citizens are under the jurisdiction of their Guild. For matters involving low-level domestic affairs, they are under the jurisdiction of their regional council.
 
The Synod is the domestic portion of the national legislative branch, and it is headed by the [[First Minister of Polder Eiland|First Minister]] (Dutch: Eerstminister). The [[Synod (Polder Eiland)|Synod]] consists of 426 elected representatives, plus one representative from each guild, for a total of 451 seats.
 
The [[Council of Guilds (Polder Eiland)|Council of Guilds]] is the foreign and financial affairs portion of the national legislative branch, and it is headed by the [[President of Polder Eiland|President]]. The Council consists of 3 representatives from each guild, except the Guild General, which has 9 representatives. These representatives are elected by the bylaws in each guild.
 
===Elections===
Polder Island has, historically, been dominated by two parties in politics, with smaller parties retaining some amount of seats in various assemblies and councils. Elected guild officials, by law, cannot affiliate with a party, and so their seats are labeled “Guild Member” in the Synod.
 
The two dominant parties are the politically central [[Christian Democrats (Polder Eiland)|Christian Democrats]] and the leftist [[Labour Party (Polder Eiland)|Labour]]. Christian Democrats tend to support religious education in schools, economic protectionism, and reduced income taxes. Labour tends to support increases in government spending, increased social assistance programs, globalism, and investment into environmental activism. Unlike other countries, neither party concerns itself with corporate policy, as this is largely regulated by the Council of Guilds.
 
Synod elections are held once every four years, typically. The [[2016 Synod Election (Polder Eiland)|last election]] was held in 2016, and resulted in a slim Labour majority (237/451 seats). This resulted in the leader of the Labour Party, [[Marius Jousma]], retaining the position of First Minister.
 
Labour currently governs in 4 regional assemblies, the Christian Democrats govern in 6, and the [[Noordiland Independence Party (Polder Eiland)|Noordiland Independence Party]], a right-wing independence group centered in the region of Noordiland, rules its eponymous assembly.
 
===Guilds===
See main Article: [[Guilds of Polder Eiland]]
 
===Military===
Polder Island’s Armed Forces employ 630,000 active duty personnel. Most of these personnel are in the Navy or Coast Guard, which together comprise 78% of the total military personnel. 10% are members of the National Guard, and 12% members of the Army (which includes the Air Force).
 
The Military has not seen active duty since the Haven Uprisings ended in 1937.
 
===The Executive Branch===
The Executive Branch is jointly run by the First Minister and President of the Council of Guilds. The First Minister is empowered to appoint ministers for the [[Ministries and Departments of Polder Eiland|Ministries]] of Defense, the Treasury, Justice, Infrastructure, Labour, Health, Education. The President is empowered to appoint Secretaries for the Departments of State and Corporate Policy.
 
===Foreign Relations===
Polder Eiland is a member of the [[Western Trade Federation (Anteria)|Western Trade Federation]]. It has maintained historically good relations with Bakyern, being of similar culture. Though relations have improved with Zaravai recently, from 1906 to 1914, a war was fought with the similarly sized island nation over spice trade. Foreign relations are maintained by the President and the Department of State.


==Infrastructure==
==Infrastructure==
===Transportation===
===Transportation===
The [[National Railway Network (Polder Eiland)|National Railway Network]] (Dutch: ''Nationaal Spoorwegnet''), also known as NSW, has replaced the need for highways. The NSW boasts 341 stations across the country, 103 of which are in De Haven. These railways are facilitated by high-speed trains. Aside from this, a minor network of local highways is in place in the rural regions, but in the regions of De Haven, De Graafschaap, Groningen, and Milvandam, most personal motor vehicles are banned, except under exceptional circumstances. Instead, a network of bike highways across the country has been put in place.
There is only one road on the island that is not employee-only access, and it is three lanes that go in one direction around the city. However, most travel is done via high-speed monorail. Not that high-speed is needed, Greg just likes it that way.


===Energy===
===Energy===
All of the nation’s energy consumption comes from renewable sources. Tidal power generators to the north and offshore wind farms to the south provide the majority of this energy, with a small amount coming from internal solar farms. The total energy consumption of the nation is 2,500 TWH/yr.
All of the nation’s energy consumption comes from geothermal power.  
 
==Culture==
The Culture of Polder Island is largely Germanic in nature, with a few influences from the Eastern part of the nearby continent. Culture has been heavily influenced by the Reformed church and its values, and by the nature of the island as a small trade republic.
 
Polderians are characterized often as being shrewd, timely, industrious, miserly, and intelligent. The belief in the common good and the family as the basis of a strong society have shifted policy towards a stronger welfare state, while retaining many of the more socially conservative aspects of society.
 
The historical position of Polder Island as a trade republic with many immigrants has resulted in its people adopting a focus on honesty, openness to experience, and multilingualism. Its position as a low-lying island prone to flooding has, especially in recent decades, led to an increased focus on education and open sharing of ideas.
 
===Food===
Polderian cuisine involves a complex variety of spices and meats. Given that historically, many ships would go to port in De Haven expecting cured meats, the markets there are teeming with spiced and cured meats of many varieties, along with various kinds of citrus.
 
It is very common for food to be bought fresh from open-air Farmers Markets, even meats. Attempts to start fast food chains have failed, as the ubiquity of these markets with fresh-prepared foods from the farms in the countryside make it unreasonable to pay for fast food. Restaurants are considered a luxury, and as such, rarely see regular use outside of very wealthy circles.
 
Recently, vegetarian and vegan cuisine has seen a rise, especially in the cities. Health food overall has become more popular since a government health initiative which has been ongoing since 2004.
 
===Literature, Philosophy, and Art===
Historically, the liberal arts have been tied to the church, and as such, often reflect Reformed values. Historical artwork tends to shun depictions of religious figures in a sanctified way, and instead tends to depict them in a highly realistic fashion. More recently, philosophy in Polder Island has been shaped by the post-modernist movements. This has influenced artwork majorly, contributing to the production of more abstract designs in various areas of artwork.
 
Polderian Music, historically, was tied to the production of hymns. It is distinctive for its heavy use of string instruments, and for its use of more somber tones. In recent times, this has contributed to the distinctive PolPop scene, which focuses heavily on darker tones than normal pop, with heavy contributions from guitar and piano. Polder Eiland also has one of the highest per capita concentrations of metal bands, and the metal scene in Groningen is especially famous, attracting artists from around the world to play in the annual GronFest.


==Economy==
==Economy==


Polder Eiland has a GDP of $44,476 G per capita ($86,012), and 115638 G per household ($223,643), making for a total GDP of 664 billion G ($1.3 trillion). Annual GDP growth was 3.1% in 2019. Polder Island has a decent amount of wealth equality. The bottom 10% of Polderians earned 24,321 G or less, while the top 10% earned 174663 G or more. The wealthier parts of the nation tend to be in large cities, whereas the less wealthy parts tend to be in the rural regions. The wealthiest region per capita in 2019 was De Graafschap (65,124 G), whereas the poorest region per capita was Ontzoutland (34,112 G).
Polder Eiland's economy comes entirely from Tourism and from money being generated by Greg living there and Penistone, Inc being headquarted there.


==Foreign Relations==
==Foreign Relations==


Polder Eiland maintains relatively friendly foreign relations with most nations in Anteria. Notably, it is a founding member of the [[Western Trade Federation (Anteria)|Western Trade Federation]], a member of the Initiative for Global Peace, and a member of the Sekidean Union. Polder Eiland has notable long-term agreements with Canton River Delta, Bakyern, and Shadoveil.
If you're chill with Greg, you're in, if not, you're out.
 
All nations in Anteria are ranked on a scale from 0-7 in terms of their relationship level relative to Polder Eiland. The levels roughly correspond to the following:
 
Level 7: Economic Union -- There is a high level of economic integration and cooperation between Polder Eiland and this nation, to the extent that effectively they must act in union diplomatically.
 
Level 6: Economic Treaty Alliance -- There is a moderate level of economic integration and cooperation between Polder Eiland and this nation, along with strong diplomatic ties, including mutual defense treaties.
 
Level 5: Treaty Alliance -- Polder Eiland has entered into some kind of mutual alliance with this nation on a level requiring diplomatic or economic cooperation.
 
Level 4: Alliance -- Polder Eiland is in a trade organization with this nation, or has traded regularly to the extent that continued improvement of relations would be a net benefit to Polder Eiland.
 
Level 3: Neutral -- Polder Eiland has little trade with or understanding of what this nation's impact is towards it.
 
Level 2: Watchlist -- Some level of hostilities have erupted, causing Polder Eiland to be wary of this nation.
 
Level 1: Hostile -- Animosity actively exists between Polder Eiland and this nation. Generally, travellers from this nation must be visa-approved to travel to Polder Eiland.
 
Level 0: Warring -- Active declarations of war on Polder Eiland or from it exist with this nation.
 
==Holidays==
Polder Eiland has thirty-one officially recognized holidays. Holidays are mandatory days off for non-essential employees. Election Day is only a holiday in years when elections occur.
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  <th>Date</th>
  <th>Name</th>
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  <td>January 1st</td>
  <td>New Year's Day</td>
</tr>
 
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  <td>January 28th</td>
  <td>William's Day</td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
  <td>Varies</td>
  <td>Lunar New Year</td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
  <td>February 6th-12th</td>
  <td>Remembrance Week</td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
  <td>February 13th</td>
  <td>Election Day</td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
  <td>41 days before Easter</td>
  <td>Fat Tuesday</td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
  <td>40 days before Easter</td>
  <td>Ash Wednesday</td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
  <td>The week before Easter</td>
  <td>Holy Week</td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
  <td>The second Sunday of April</td>
  <td>Easter</td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
  <td>April 22nd</td>
  <td>Environment Day</td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
  <td>April 23rd</td>
  <td>Settlers' Day</td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
  <td>May 1st</td>
  <td>International Workers' Day</td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
  <td>October 31st</td>
  <td>Reformation Day</td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
  <td>November 9th</td>
  <td>Republic Day</td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
  <td>November 21st</td>
  <td>Mourning Day</td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
  <td>Last Thursday of November</td>
  <td>Thanksgiving Day</td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
  <td>December 24th</td>
  <td>Christmas Eve</td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
  <td>December 25th</td>
  <td>Christmas Day</td>
</tr>
 
<tr>
  <td>December 31st</td>
  <td>New Year's Eve</td>
</tr>
</table>
 
<small>Credit to cartographers from [[Qazhshava]]/[[Lakkatha]] for their contributions to the maps.</small>

Revision as of 04:49, 2 May 2021

Gregarious Gregocracy of Polder Island
Flag of Polder Island
Flag
Coat of arms of Polder Island
Coat of arms
Motto: Mare, Mansio, Majestas
Anthem: Ere Zij God
Map of Polder Eiland
Capital
and largest city
De Haven
Official languagesDutch
English
Ethnic groups
Polderian, Canterian, Paulite
Demonym(s)Polderian
Eilander (Dutch)
GovernmentGregarious Gregocracy
• Greg
Gregory Q. Penistone
LegislatureCouncil of Chums
Colonized by Penistone Inc.
• Settled
March 12 2018
Area
• Total
25.0 km2 (9.7 sq mi)
• Water (%)
3.3
Population
• 2021 estimate
741
• Density
30/km2 (77.7/sq mi)
GDP (PPP)2020 estimate
• Total
$121.5 Billion
• Per capita
$164.0 Million
GDP (nominal)2020 estimate
• Total
$121.5 Billion
• Per capita
$164.0 Million
Gini (2020)97.0
very high
CurrencyButcoin (BTC)
Time zoneUTC+0 (PST)
• Summer (DST)
UTC+0 (not observed)
Driving sidemiddle
Calling code+69
Internet TLD.pld

The Gregarious Gregocracy of Polder Island (Dutch: Republik de Polder Eiland) is a tiny island nation consisting of 1 city with a total resident population of 741 (2021). The nation was founded by Gregory "Greg" Q. Penistone of Penistone Incorporated. Polder Island acts as a tax haven and major tourist attraction within Anteria.

History

Polder Eiland was founded in 2018 as a protest against the taxation of Penistone, Inc. in its original country. Since then, it has become a self-reliant country, entirely run by Greg. It was made as a reference to an althistory book in which there was a country called Polder Eiland that was part of the Sekidean Union.

Demographics

Language

The official language is English, but there is poorly-translated Dutch bespeckled across the streets, due to Greg's fanboying about aforementioned althistory.

People

There are a number of people who live in Polder Eiland, and all of them are crazy on some level.

Religion

Religion Affiliation in Polder Eiland (2019)

  Greg (.2%)
  Friends of Greg (99.8%)

People are either Greg, or friends of Greg. There is no other religion permitted for residents.

Family Structure

No families are permitted on Polder Eiland, except the family of Greg. Dedication to Penistone Inc. is mandatory.

Geography

Polder Eiland is comprised of one island in the southern seas of east Anteria. Its highest point is 100 m above sea level.

Climate

The islands are frigid year round. The highest temperature recorded on the island ever is 22 degrees Celsius, and the lowest temperature recorded is -45 degrees Celsius.

Infrastructure

Transportation

There is only one road on the island that is not employee-only access, and it is three lanes that go in one direction around the city. However, most travel is done via high-speed monorail. Not that high-speed is needed, Greg just likes it that way.

Energy

All of the nation’s energy consumption comes from geothermal power.

Economy

Polder Eiland's economy comes entirely from Tourism and from money being generated by Greg living there and Penistone, Inc being headquarted there.

Foreign Relations

If you're chill with Greg, you're in, if not, you're out.