Cabinet of the Earth Humans

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The Cabinet of the Earth Humans is part of the executive branch of the federal government of the Earth Humans. The Cabinet's role is to serve as an advisory body to the President of the Earth Humans. Among senior officers of the Cabinet are the Vice President and the heads of the federal executive departments, all of whom—if eligible—are in the line of succession. Members of the Cabinet (excluding the Vice President) serve at the pleasure of the President, who can dismiss them at will for no cause. All federal public officials, including Cabinet members, are also subject to impeachment by the House of Representatives and trial in the Senate for "treason, bribery, and other high crimes and misdemeanors."

History

All offices are directly taken from the Cabinet of the President of the United States. The reason for this was to only change what was deemed "insufficient" in the American government. The Founders of Earth Humans stated that there was nothing insufficient about the Cabinet positions.

There are currently 14 Departments of the Cabinet. By constitutional law, the president may introduce a decree in Congress to create or dissolve a cabinet position. The president would need a 2/3 vote from Congress. In the current Congress, the president would need 114 of the 171 votes to do so.

Earth Humans Department of Justice

Attorney General

The Current Attorney General is Thomas Gagnon. The Senate voted 35-1. Gagnon was a detective for over 25 years.


Earth Humans Attorney General
Incumbent
Thomas Gagnon
since January 25, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-25)
Earth Humans Department of Justice
StyleMister Attorney General
Member ofCabinet
Executive Branch
Reports toThe President
SeatThe Citadel
AppointerThe President
with Senate (advice and consent)
Constituting instrumentConstitution
FormationJanuary 21, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-21)
SuccessionFourth
DeputyEarth Humans Deputy Secretary of State
SalaryShrimply Pibble Sign.png250,000 Shrimply Pibbles annually

Earth Humans Department of State

Secretary of State

The current Secretary of State is Harriette Haycraft. The Senate voted 36-0. Haycraft is the first non-Earth Humansian to hold a top government post. Since Haycraft was born in California that disqualifies her in the line of succession to the presidency.


Earth Humans Secretary of State
Incumbent
Harriette Haycraft
since January 25, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-25)
Earth Humans Department of State
StyleMadam Secretary
Member ofCabinet
Executive Branch
Reports toThe President
SeatThe Citadel
AppointerThe President
with Senate (advice and consent)
Constituting instrumentConstitution
FormationJanuary 21, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-21)
SuccessionFifth
DeputyEarth Humans Deputy Secretary of State
SalaryShrimply Pibble Sign.png250,000 Shrimply Pibbles annually

Earth Humans Department of Defense

Secretary of Defense

The current Secretary of Defense is Adam Blum. The Senate voted 33-3 for Blum. Blum has a Masters in Biology from Princeton. Currently, he is second in line of the succession to the presidency since Harriette Haycraft is ineligible.


Earth Humans Secretary of Defense
Incumbent
Adam Blum
since January 25, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-25)
Earth Humans Department of Defense
StyleMr. Secretary
Member ofCabinet
Executive Branch
Reports toThe President
SeatThe Citadel
AppointerThe President
with Senate (advice and consent)
Constituting instrumentConstitution
FormationJanuary 21, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-21)
SuccessionSixth
DeputyEarth Humans Deputy Secretary of Defense
SalaryShrimply Pibble Sign.png250,000 Shrimply Pibbles annually

Earth Humans Department of Commerce

Secretary of Commerce

The current Secretary of Commerce is Marsha Ellis. The Senate voted 35-1 for Ellis. Ellis has a PhD in Bussiness from Yale. Currently she is third in line of the succession to the presidency.


Earth Humans Secretary of Commerce
Incumbent
Marsha Ellis
since February 8, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-02-08)
Earth Humans Department of Commerce
StyleMadam Secretary
Member ofCabinet
Executive Branch
Reports toThe President
SeatThe Citadel
AppointerThe President
with Senate (advice and consent)
Constituting instrumentConstitution
FormationJanuary 21, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-21)
SuccessionSeventh
DeputyEarth Humans Deputy Secretary of Commerce
SalaryShrimply Pibble Sign.png250,000 Shrimply Pibbles annually

Earth Humans Department of Labor

Secretary of Labor

The current Secretary of Labor is Jessica Rash. The senate voted 36-0 for Rash. Jessica has a masters in business administration from Harvard University.


Earth Humans Secretary of Labor
Incumbent
Jessica Rash
since February 12, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-02-12)
Earth Humans Department of Labor
StyleMadam Secretary
Member ofCabinet
Executive Branch
Reports toThe President
SeatThe Citadel
AppointerThe President
with Senate (advice and consent)
Constituting instrumentConstitution
FormationJanuary 21, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-21)
SuccessionEighth
DeputyEarth Humans Deputy Secretary of Labor
SalaryShrimply Pibble Sign.png250,000 Shrimply Pibbles annually

Earth Humans Department of Education

Secretary of Education

The current Secretary of Education is Timothy Herring. The Senate voted 35-1 for Herring. Timothy used to teach elementary and middle school before becoming a principal.


Earth Humans Secretary of Education
Incumbent
Timothy Herring
since February 14, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-02-14)
Earth Humans Department of Education
StyleMr. Secretary
Member ofCabinet
Executive Branch
Reports toThe President
SeatThe Citadel
AppointerThe President
with Senate (advice and consent)
Constituting instrumentConstitution
FormationJanuary 21, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-21)
SuccessionNinth
DeputyEarth Humans Deputy Secretary of Education
SalaryShrimply Pibble Sign.png250,000 Shrimply Pibbles annually

Earth Humans Department of Agriculture

Secretary of Agriculture

The current Secretary of Agriculture is Norman Pabst. The Senate voted 36-0 for Pabst. Norman has a Bachelor of Science in Agriculture.


Earth Humans Secretary of Agriculture
Incumbent
Norman Pabst
since February 18, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-02-18)
Earth Humans Department of Agriculture
StyleMr. Secretary
Member ofCabinet
Executive Branch
Reports toThe President
SeatThe Citadel
AppointerThe President
with Senate (advice and consent)
Constituting instrumentConstitution
FormationJanuary 21, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-21)
SuccessionTenth
DeputyEarth Humans Deputy Secretary of Agriculture
SalaryShrimply Pibble Sign.png250,000 Shrimply Pibbles annually

Earth Humans Department of Treasury

Secretary of Treasury

The current Secretary of Treasury is Ian Murphy. The senate voted 25-11 for Murphy. Murphy has worked as an investment banker.


Earth Humans Secretary of Treasury
Incumbent
Ian Murphy
since February 20, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-02-20)
Earth Humans Department of Treasury
StyleMr. Secretary
Member ofCabinet
Executive Branch
Reports toThe President
SeatThe Citadel
AppointerThe President
with Senate (advice and consent)
Constituting instrumentConstitution
FormationJanuary 21, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-21)
SuccessionEleventh
DeputyEarth Humans Deputy Secretary of Treasury
SalaryShrimply Pibble Sign.png250,000 Shrimply Pibbles annually

Earth Humans Department of Homeland Security

Secretary of Homeland Security

The current Secretary of Homeland Security is Thomas Johnson. The Senate voted 31-5. Johnson has served in the armed forces as a marine.


Earth Humans Secretary of Homeland Security
Incumbent
Thomas Johnson
since February 22, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-02-22)
Earth Humans Department of Homeland Security
StyleMr. Secretary
Member ofCabinet
Executive Branch
Reports toThe President
SeatThe Citadel
AppointerThe President
with Senate (advice and consent)
Constituting instrumentConstitution
FormationJanuary 21, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-21)
SuccessionTwelfth
DeputyEarth Humans Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security
SalaryShrimply Pibble Sign.png250,000 Shrimply Pibbles annually

Earth Humans Department of Energy

Secretary of Energy

The current Secretary of Energy is Fred Sullivan. The Senate voted 36-0. Sullivan has a degree in Environmental science, specifically in Ecology.


Earth Humans Secretary of Energy
Incumbent
Fred Sullivan
since February 26, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-02-26)
Earth Humans Department of Energy
StyleMr./Madam Secretary
Member ofCabinet
Executive Branch
Reports toThe President
SeatThe Citadel
AppointerThe President
with Senate (advice and consent)
Constituting instrumentConstitution
FormationJanuary 21, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-21)
SuccessionThirteenth
DeputyEarth Humans Deputy Secretary of Energy
SalaryShrimply Pibble Sign.png250,000 Shrimply Pibbles annually

Earth Humans Department of Veteran Affairs

Secretary of Veterans Affairs

The current Secretary of Veteran Affairs is Walter Villa. The Senate voted 36-0. Villa is currently serving in the Earth Humans Army.


Earth Humans Secretary of Veteran Affairs
Incumbent
Walter Villa
since February 28, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-02-28)
Earth Humans Department of Veteran Affairs
StyleMr. Secretary
Member ofCabinet
Executive Branch
Reports toThe President
SeatThe Citadel
AppointerThe President
with Senate (advice and consent)
Constituting instrumentConstitution
FormationJanuary 21, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-21)
SuccessionFourteenth
DeputyEarth Humans Deputy Secretary of Veteran Affairs
SalaryShrimply Pibble Sign.png250,000 Shrimply Pibbles annually

Earth Humans Department of Transportation

Secretary of Transportation

The current Secretary of Transportation is Lindsey Wiggins. The Senate voted 32-4. Wiggins is a former bus driver and bus station owner.


Earth Humans Secretary of Transportation
Incumbent
Lindsey Wiggins
since March 4, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-03-04)
Earth Humans Department of Transportation
StyleMr. Secretary
Member ofCabinet
Executive Branch
Reports toThe President
SeatThe Citadel
AppointerThe President
with Senate (advice and consent)
Constituting instrumentConstitution
FormationJanuary 21, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-21)
SuccessionFifteenth
DeputyEarth Humans Deputy Secretary of Transportation
SalaryShrimply Pibble Sign.png250,000 Shrimply Pibbles annually

Earth Humans Department of Health and Human Services

Secretary of Health and Human Services

The current Secretary of Health and Human Services is Sheila Sanchez. The Senate voted 35-1.


Earth Humans Secretary of Health and Human Services
Incumbent
Sheila Sanchez
since March 6, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-03-06)
Earth Humans Department of Health and Human Services
StyleMadam Secretary
Member ofCabinet
Executive Branch
Reports toThe President
SeatThe Citadel
AppointerThe President
with Senate (advice and consent)
Constituting instrumentConstitution
FormationJanuary 21, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-21)
SuccessionSixteenth
DeputyEarth Humans Deputy Secretary of Health and Human Services
SalaryShrimply Pibble Sign.png250,000 Shrimply Pibbles annually

Earth Humans Department of Housing and Urban Development

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

The current Secretary of Housing and Urban Development is Mark Wells. The Senate voted 33-3.


Earth Humans Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Incumbent
Mark Wells
since March 8, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-03-08)
Earth Humans Department of Housing and Urban Development
StyleMr. Secretary
Member ofCabinet
Executive Branch
Reports toThe President
SeatThe Citadel
AppointerThe President
with Senate (advice and consent)
Constituting instrumentConstitution
FormationJanuary 21, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-21)
SuccessionSeventeenth
DeputyEarth Humans Deputy Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
SalaryShrimply Pibble Sign.png250,000 Shrimply Pibbles annually

Earth Humans Department of Interior

Secretary of Interior

The current Secretary of Interior is Eugene Andrews. The Senate voted 34-2.


Earth Humans Secretary of Interior
Incumbent
Eugene Andrews
since March 12, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-03-12)
Earth Humans Department of Interior
StyleMr. Secretary
Member ofCabinet
Executive Branch
Reports toThe President
SeatThe Citadel
AppointerThe President
with Senate (advice and consent)
Constituting instrumentConstitution
FormationJanuary 21, 2019; 5 years ago (2019-01-21)
SuccessionEighteenth
DeputyEarth Humans Deputy Secretary of Interior
SalaryShrimply Pibble Sign.png250,000 Shrimply Pibbles annually