Landiland
Silly State of Landiland | |
|---|---|
 Flag | |
| Capital | Truthahn |
| Official languages | English |
| Government | Presidental Democracy |
• President | Dimitri Milošević |
• Vice President | Hans Schneider |
| Population | |
• Census | 1,080,000 |
| Currency | --- |
The Silly State of Landiland, or more commonly known as Landiland is a smaller island country in the Flop Archipelago. Landiland is very unique because about half of it's 1,100,000 citizens live underground. The society is split into two groups, the Overgroundians and Undergroundians. The capital city is called Truthahn.
History
Start of Landiland happen when Russian oil organization in Lavrentiya name Lav.10 ran out of fossil oil so they decide to attack their planned enemys which was Sloughttopia and Floptropica,but they know that the floppi enemys is far away from Lavrentiya,so they search for free and no defense country to do lighting attack on planned enemys and to make oil derricks,but no hope in finding island so they is instead plan to attack Sloughttopia on 5th Feburary 2024 for oil with a plan map,but plan map was got leaked to Prince Amileu of Sloughttopia by former agent of Lav.10 name Dimitri Milošević and they is both argue for dispute territory without Prince know it is suppose to be plan,however,Daboyzian politican by name of Kilometers Scotch provided intel to Lav.10 for free island by name of "Isla Huar",and they not sure if they trust but they go to island to explore and it turn out that it not have govermnent and only few wooden villages,and politican not lie,so they conquer island with about 10,000 Lav.10 soldiers and 5 agents,and 2 of the Lav.10 agent were chose to become President and Vice President,and 2 of them decide to explore Huar more with Lav.10 soldiers and the Lav.10 General, Pavlo Babich.
Later,they is explore island and find some ethnic group which are Guaros (Now Overgroundian),Oscuras and Undergroundians,Oscuras was most danger to Overgroundians and even one Oscura spot pointing knife at Overgroundian,the Lav.10 soldiers were order to kick out the Oscuras to Undergroundia before they is kill someone and most of Oscuras was kick out,but only danger one and only 1,359 Oscuras remained on surface because they is not danger,and Overgroundia was safe,later,the now-President of the Isla Huar decide to set up country and decide to name it "Landiland" because it is land made of land and even make new flag for Landiland.
But on 7th Feburary,2024,war on Sloughttopia fail because of a Omsk environmentalist group by name of "Petroleum is Demonic!" attack oil derricks in Lav.10 which spoil oil production,and Lav.10 CEO later tell soldier to retreat back to Lavrentiya so they kill group,and Lav.10 soldier who were on boat to territory decide to follow order and return back to Lavrentiya which took tomorrow to arrive,meanwhile in Isla Guar,some broken school and house were fixed,and offical office were built for both leader of Landiland and they is both live in it
Administrative Divisons
Landiland is divide into 5 Oblast,oblast is split into munincipalities.
They is:
- Truthahn (capital)
- Laugland
- Ubintiva
- Youelen
- Sedtaun
Landiland has always been a seculded with no public commercial air or sea ports. There are no valid records of Landiland's history but legend from Landilandian elders say that it started with a couple from England who got banished for their bad English. They then started the population of Landiland. Many people are calling the government cruel and unusual for banishing the undergroundians underground, the government argues that this is because they have become too dangerous and instilled fear into the overgroundians.
The Landilandian government decided to declare itself sovereign in late 2023. Landiland has been in a series of empires like the Da Boyzian empire and the BDSYland Empire but at the time of it's independence, it wasn't under any other colonial power. The government decided to become independent to have a way to include themselves in the war against Da Boyz.
Landiland is a presidental democracy which is lead by President Dimitri Milošević and Vice President Hans Schneider. Overgroundian citizens have many rights and freedoms as opposed to the undergroundians with less rights and freedoms.
Landiland is about 72 square miles in size and it sits at the top of the Flop archipelago. Landiland has cold winters and temperte summers with an average temperature of 67°F (19°C). Landiland is made mostly up of plains and flat grassland and the highest peak is an island-mountain called Mt. Shwarzadler (3500 ft). Most of the mainland is around 1ft above sea level and is very suscepticl to flooding.
Landiland has relations with it's maritime neighbors, Sloughttopia, DeBoizia and Floptropica. They have established a neutral relationship with Floptropica and has also established trade with them. They have also formed an allience with Sloughttopia to help Sloughttopia and Floptropica defeat DeBoizia in a war. They have made it clear that they will do many things and go to certain lengths to defeat Da Boyz.
Landiland has established that it's official language is English but other english speaking countries have decided that they have a different dialect of english, possibly bringing back old/broken english. They haven't declared an official currency.
They haven't revealed much about their economy yet but it is estiated that they have a 7 Billion USD GDP.