2022 Vitosian Parliamentary Election

The 2022 Vitosian Parliamentary Election is to be held on November 8th, 2022 to elect members of the Estate of Commons to the 67th Vitosian Parliament as well as determine the next, potentially 36th, Prime Minister of Vitosium.

Political Parties

Party	Candidate	Vice Candidate	Biography
Fortified Evolution Party (FEP)	Raquel Nobriga	Michelle Zimmermore	On May 20th, 1984, Raquel Nobriga was born to former Navocalco Premier, Henry Nobriga, and established lawyer, Maria Nobriga, in the city of Davenport, Navocalco. She would attend Sandra Contarini University in Marsapaglia and graduate with a master's degree in law and economics. She then moved to Sassarta, Entrofeira, Vitosium and gained prominence as a lawyer and businesswoman. This is also where she would meet former 32nd Prime Minister, Michelle Zimmermore.
Neo Prosperity Party (NPP)	Vincent Gatostico (current PM)	Johnathon "John" Savori III	Vincent Gatostico is the third child of former PM, Apollo Gatostico, and surgeon, Dr. Vanessa Gatostico (nee Alcantara). Born March 28th, 1990, he was raised in Gatovita, Kingsland. His father was a prominent political figure who would serve two terms as the 30th Prime Minister of Vitosium from 1992 to 2000. In 2002, the family would then move to Castellatri, Tolagovia. While originally wanting to pursue architecture, he would eventually settle on law, graduating from the esteemed Graycott Law School in Granelton, Casca, in 2011. He would become a civil rights attorney until 2016 where he was inspired to run against Raymond Venancias in the efforts of leading the country better.
Organized Advancement Party (OAP)	Kerry Managual	Victoria Netto	On April 12th, 1980, Kerry Managual was born as the son of former secretary of state for external affairs, Christopher Managual. Born and raised in Ovavo, Maydover Island, Managual would study law at Ovavo University. He would lead two terms as the Premier of Maydover Island until he was beaten by PAP's Melissa Paiotto in 2020.
Prime Affinity Party (PAP)	Chelsea Espindola	Keith Monserrat	In 1981, Chelsea Espindola was born to Joanna and Raymond Marcello. She would attend Marilves University for business administration and economics. In 2010, she was appointed by Silvia Kellend to be the Minister of Finance and stayed as such until Raymond Venancias' tenure where he replaced her in 2014.
People's Conventional Party (PCP)	Martin Da Luz	Telmo Thomas	On July 8th, 1976, Martin Da Luz was born in Nethersole, Rhoti, Vitosium to Michael Da Luz Jr. and Lori Da Luz. His father was a parliamentary candidate in the 2002 election where he lost to FEP's Michelle Zimmermore. In 1992, Da Luz graduated from Rhoti United University with a master's degree in economics.
Vitosian Freedom Party (VFP)	Leonardo "Leo" Afonsono	Geoffrey "Geoff" Hardin	On September 23rd, 1975, Leo Afonsono was born in Whitfield, Navocalco, to George Afonsono and Olivia Afonsono. When he was seven, the family moved to Tenellon, Rhoti. Although, when he was sixteen, they then moved to Estalva, Primos where he attended Visconti University for Medicine. In 2005, he would try and campaign to become the Premier of Primos during it's 2006 election but ultimately didn't make it. He would, in 2017, successfully become a part of the Senate of Vitosium, representing the PCP party.

June Interviews

The David Timbend Show

Transcript

Date	Candidate	Transcript
June 11th	Martin Da Luz	David Timbend Everybody welcome, from the People's Conventional Party ... Martin Da Luz! David Timbend How are you feeling? Things must be tense out there. Martin Da Luz This is nothing, absolutely nothing. You know, my father was a candidate as well. While he didn't win, he was an inspiration to the nation, especially our amazing PCP. David Timbend So, early last year, we thought that we would be talking to Glauco Melo. Tell me, who is Martin Da Luz? Our audience wants to know. Martin Da Luz Well, David, I am a proud graduate of Rhoti United. I got myself a master's degree in economics. How many people can say that? We have these law school graduates in the running but I am a bona fide economics graduate. These second rate candidates brag about Graycott ... and whatever other school they went to. Rhoti United provides the best so you know I have something to give. I was even born in the gorgeous and downright amazing metropolis of Nethersole. Nethersole, in case you don't know, has Rhoti United University. David Timbend Is there anything else you would like to tell us about yourself? Martin Da Luz I am a father of two healthy boys! I mean, admit it, a father who is also a graduate of Rhoti United University ... you can't get any better than that! My wife, Larissa, is an amazing supporter of mine. She does these Owlers and other apps these kids have--you know, I've been learning how to make Owlers on the app. David Timbend I believe you are referring to hoots. Martin Da Luz I know what I mean, David. Okay, so, Larissa and I have been married for 12 years. My past couple of wives didn't know what they were missing. Caryn and Margaret? Who? They were nothing to me. Larissa Da Luz? The best thing to ever happen to me. David Timbend So, let us pause there. So, you are the proud leader of the People's Conventional Party. What qualifies you to be our nation's leader? Martin Da Luz You want qualifications, David? Do you really need to ask? I am a genuine graduate of Rhoti United University in the proud town of Nethersole, Rhoti, Vitosium. I graduated with a master's degree in economics. Economics! Do you know what that word means, David? David Timbend I do. Martin Da Luz What does it mean, David? Tell me. David Timbend What does that word mean to you, Mr. Da Luz? Martin Da Luz Let me tell you what it means, David. It means I am qualified. David Timbend As a candidate, what is the definition of leadership? Martin Da Luz To be a leader, you first have to get the best education you can imagine! I'm talking about Rhoti United University with a master's degree in economics, David. After that, you have proven yourself. You have what it takes! When you graduate from Rhoti United, you are a true man of the people. You can do anything! David Timbend So, the true definition of leadership is graduation? Wouldn't that make any graduate a leader by default? Martin Da Luz That is where you are wrong, David. David Timbend, that is where you are wrong. Very wrong. You are so wrong on that, David. You can not imagine how wrong you are, David. Come on, David, you know how wrong you are. You know, right, David? David Timbend Please tell me. Martin Da Luz David ... David Timbend ... David Timbend, who was born somewhere in the province of Navocalco ... David. You have forgotten what it really means to be a leader and it isn't just graduating from any school. You know where I graduated from, right? It was Rhoti United University with a master's degree in economics. David Timbend Let us move on. Martin Da Luz I was right about Navocalco, right? David Timbend I was born in Tolagovia, actually. Anyway, let us move on. Martin Da Luz Whatever. Close enough. David Timbend What are some major concerns and issues facing Vitosium right now? Martin Da Luz Here is an easy one. We aren't engaging in any wars! We need to protect our allies, David! We need to storm the countries of our enemies and show them that Vitosium should not be messed with! Also, we have this weird obsession with nature. The environment needs our help? The environment is fine, David! It's fine! We are using the environment so, no matter what, it is technically an environment! I mean ... will we be having protests to keep our parking lots clean? Where will our cars go, David? Cars should stay in parking lots! Will we be planting trees on those parking lots? Parking lots aren't meant for trees, David! David Timbend The idea of the environmental movement is to keep our planet clean and to help with our international issue of climate change. Martin Da Luz You tell me that I can't chop a few trees down for a cabin? You ... are you telling me that, David? This movement must believe that a cabin will melt all these icebergs. Will my cabin melt every iceberg at once? These ... these whackjobs want to take away our cabins, David. They will destroy them with their bombs and nuclear plant seeds! They will then rebuild these trees using the logs from our poor cabins. After that ... we will all be homeless, David. David Timbend Homeless? Martin Da Luz Do I need to spell it out for you? Vincent Gatostico and his tree-cuddling regime are afraid of us living in our perfectly normal and natural cabins! If they take away the cabins, they can rebuild the trees and pray to some Tree God they probably believe exist. Do you know what will happen then, David? That Tree God ... will make us all gay like Vincent Gatostico! Is that what you want? We can't appease this Tree God! David Timbend What? Martin Da Luz This is the gay agenda. The gay agenda is trees. David Timbend Well, that's all the time we have. Thank you for joining us.
June 12th	Vincent Gatostico	David Timbend Everybody welcome our current Prime Minister ... Vincent Gatostico! David Timbend Thank you for joining us today, Mr. Gatostico! This heat wave has been something, hasn't it? Vincent Gatostico Well, unfortunately, I can't stop heat waves if I get re-elected. David Timbend If you could, that would be something! Maybe you'd need your own Synamatic movie! Now, let us move onto the upcoming election. So, what led to your decision to pursue re-election? Vincent Gatostico I am not done yet ... I'm really not. There is just so much work to be done and four years just isn't enough to improve our country and make it the best it has ever been. David Timbend After four years, why should we re-elect you? Vincent Gatostico I have signed a lot of very important acts and accords such as the Vitosian Economic Union Accord, the 2018 Patient's Rights Act, the Endangered Species Protection Act and I have even legalized marijuana. Back in July 2019, I had signed the Nuclear Disaster Response Act, which helped boost the military's budget and in July 2021, I signed the Housing Mitigation Act, which helped with urban development. I have looked after the environment, the safety of others, our own military and I have helped with housing. My impact on these past four years have been incredible for our nation and, like I said before, I am not done. David Timbend If you aren't done, could you tell us what concerns or issues you plan to face during your next tenure? Vincent Gatostico My biggest concern is actually an international one--that of Yuan. David Timbend Are you referring to Yuan's ongoing conflict with multiple nations? How does that affect us as Vitosians? Vincent Gatostico We may not be targeted but there is no doubt that the country of Yuan is going about things in a way that doesn't benefit anybody. David Timbend So, regarding our nation and economy, you had to pick up the pieces from Raymond Venancias, who is still in prison. Do you feel as though you've done a satisfactory job so far? Vincent Gatostico I believe so, yes. I've put our nation's restoration from the tyrant as the forefront of my plans. Venancias was selfish, reckless and childish. The fact that he was elected before me is a dirty stain on our history. I believe that I have done so much in the past four years to rectify his mistakes. David Timbend Unfortunately, that is all the time we have. Thank you for joining us, Mr. Gatostico.
June 13th	Chelsea Espindola	David Timbend Everybody welcome, from the Prime Affinity Party ... Chelsea Espindola! David Timbend Going from the former Minister of Finance to Prime Minister. That is quite a leap! Chelsea Espindola It very much is.
June 14th	Leo Afonsono	David Timbend Everybody welcome, from the newest party, the Vitosian Freedom Party ... Leo Afonsono! David Timbend Going from the Senate to the big office, what inspired this move? Leo Afonsono The poor leadership that Da Luz plans to bring is what inspired me. I agree with him on so many things but I feel as though he shouldn't be in the big seat. David Timbend What makes you the leader to beat, Mr. Afonsono? Leo Afonsono My connections and my beliefs. I know what I'm doing, David. Let's talk about my competitors for a moment. David Timbend Alright. Leo Afonsono Vincent Gatostico. The guy's young, he cares for the environment and his daddy was a two term Prime Minister back in the 90s. Here's the thing, David. Why do trees get more care from the twink than our own citizens? Trees may be alive but so are our citizens? He's young but he's also way too young. I'm 15 years older than him, which means I have 15 more years of experience. While he is making sure the trees have a home, I want to make sure our citizens have a home. Trees don't pay our taxes, Vincent. David Timbend Back in 2021, Prime Minister Gatostico signed Housing Mitigation Act. Is that not looking out for our citizens? If you get in, what would you do to help the homeless? Leo Afonsono I would do more than make empty promises, I tell ya. Our homeless deserve homes, they deserve jobs, they deserve to live. We give them homes and we arm them. David Timbend Arm them? Leo Afonsono They need to protect their homes! The corrupt Gatostico administration took them away so we need to fight them. David Timbend Are you suggesting a war on their front lawns? Leo Afonsono I'm suggesting freedoms. We give them a house and we give them a gun. That's the Vitosian dream right there. David Timbend Many citizens have to pay thousands and thousands for property. Are you suggesting we give out free homes? Leo Afonsono Considering some of them may be illegal, they can stay homeless. For the true and pure Vitosians, we build them some small homes and find them a job. Then, we work on the lazy people on welfare. If you aren't working, you aren't Vitosian. David Timbend That is an extreme view. Many supporters for the VFP may be on welfare. Leo Afonsono They all work, David. They are all hard-working citizens and you know that. Don't twist the truth here to make us sound lazy. David Timbend Well, that is all the time we have. Thank you for joining us, Mr. Afonsono.
June 15th	Raquel Nobriga
June 16th	Kerry Managual