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==June Interviews== | ==June Interviews== | ||
===The David Timbend Show=== | ===The David Timbend Show=== | ||
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!Candidate | |||
!Transcript | |||
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!June 11th | |||
!Martin Da Luz | |||
|'''David Timbend'''<br />Everybody welcome, from the People's Conventional Party ... Martin Da Luz!<br /><br /> | |||
'''David Timbend'''<br />How are you feeling? Things must be tense out there.<br /><br /> | |||
'''Martin Da Luz'''<br />This is nothing, absolutely nothing. You know, my father was a candidate as well. While he didn't win, he was an inspiration to the nation, especially our amazing PCP.<br /><br /> | |||
'''David Timbend'''<br />So, early last year, we thought that we would be talking to Glauco Melo. Tell me, who is Martin Da Luz? Our audience wants to know.<br /><br /> | |||
'''Martin Da Luz'''<br />Well, David, I am a proud graduate of Rhoti United. I got myself a master's degree in economics. How many people can say that? We have these law school graduates in the running but I am a bona fide economics graduate. These second rate candidates brag about Graycott ... and whatever other school they went to. Rhoti United provides the best so you know I have something to give. I was even born in the gorgeous and downright amazing metropolis of Nethersole. Nethersole, in case you don't know, has Rhoti United University.<br /><br /> | |||
'''David Timbend'''<br />Is there anything else you would like to tell us about yourself?<br /><br /> | |||
'''Martin Da Luz'''<br />I am a father of two healthy boys! I mean, admit it, a father who is also a graduate of Rhoti United University ... you can't get any better than that! My wife, Larissa, is an amazing supporter of mine. She does these Owlers and other apps these kids have--you know, I've been learning how to make Owlers on the app.<br /><br /> | |||
'''David Timbend'''<br />I believe you are referring to hoots.<br /><br /> | |||
'''Martin Da Luz'''<br />I know what I mean, David. Okay, so, Larissa and I have been married for 12 years. My past couple of wives didn't know what they were missing. Caryn and Margaret? Who? They were nothing to me. Larissa Da Luz? The best thing to ever happen to me.<br /><br /> | |||
'''David Timbend'''<br />So, let us pause there. So, you are the proud leader of the People's Conventional Party. What qualifies you to be our nation's leader?<br /><br /> | |||
'''Martin Da Luz'''<br />You want qualifications, David? Do you really need to ask? I am a genuine graduate of Rhoti United University in the proud town of Nethersole, Rhoti, Vitosium. I graduated with a master's degree in economics. Economics! Do you know what that word means, David?<br /><br /> | |||
'''David Timbend'''<br />I do.<br /><br /> | |||
'''Martin Da Luz'''<br />What does it mean, David? Tell me.<br /><br /> | |||
'''David Timbend'''<br />What does that word mean to you, Mr. Da Luz?<br /><br /> | |||
'''Martin Da Luz'''<br />Let me tell you what it means, David. It means I am qualified.<br /><br /> | |||
'''David Timbend'''<br />To you, what is the definition of leadership?<br /><br /> | |||
'''Martin Da Luz'''<br />To be a leader, you first have to get the best education you can imagine! I'm talking about Rhoti United University with a master's degree in economics, David. After that, you have proven yourself. You have what it takes! When you graduate from Rhoti United, you are a true man of the people. You can do anything!<br /><br /> | |||
'''David Timbend'''<br />So, the true definition of leadership is graduation? Wouldn't that make any graduate a leader by default?<br /><br /> | |||
'''Martin Da Luz'''<br />That is where you are wrong, David. David Timbend, that is where you are wrong. Very wrong. You are so wrong on that, David. You can not imagine how wrong you are, David. Come on, David, you know how wrong you are. You know, right, David?<br /><br /> | |||
'''David Timbend'''<br />Please tell me.<br /><br /> | |||
'''Martin Da Luz'''<br />David ... David Timbend ... David Timbend, who was born somewhere in the province of Navocalco ... David. You have forgotten what it really means to be a leader and it isn't just graduating from any school. You know where I graduated from, right? It was Rhoti United University with a master's degree in economics.<br /><br /> | |||
'''David Timbend'''<br />Let us move on.<br /><br /> | |||
'''Martin Da Luz'''<br />I was right about Navocalco, right?<br /><br /> | |||
'''David Timbend'''<br />I was born in Tolagovia, actually. Anyway, let us move on.<br /><br /> | |||
'''Martin Da Luz'''<br />Whatever. Close enough.<br /><br /> | |||
'''David Timbend'''<br />What are some major concerns and issues. | |||
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===Evening Talk with Miranda Tabiasso=== | ===Evening Talk with Miranda Tabiasso=== | ||
==July Debate Month== | ==July Debate Month== | ||
Revision as of 19:01, 11 June 2022
The 2022 Vitosian Parliamentary Election is to be held on November 8th, 2022 to elect members of the Estate of Commons to the 67th Vitosian Parliament as well as determine the next, potentially 36th, Prime Minister of Vitosium.
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June Interviews
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| Date | Candidate | Transcript |
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| June 11th | Martin Da Luz | David Timbend Everybody welcome, from the People's Conventional Party ... Martin Da Luz! David Timbend |