Société Conelibek

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Société Conelibek
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Centre Société Conelibek in Conelibek
FormationJuly 27, 1907; 117 years ago (1907-07-27)
FounderSimon Maledyn
Location
Membership (2019)
~ 200 camarades
45 representatives
~ 20 000 members
Official language
Seketese
French
President
Fjedor Erikson
Co-President
Dani Kjord
SubsidiariesGardiens pour le compte de la société Conélibek (1914–1930)
AffiliationsKjedorate Party (1918–1971)

The Société Conelibek (from French "Conelibek Society") is an entity in Conelibek registered in 1907 as a social club. It functions as a holding company, limited transit operator, and municipal service provider. The current president of the club is Fjedor Erikson, elected by members in 2004.

The club was founded by Simon Maledyn in 1907; notable founding members included businessman Fyedor Johannysson, Conelibek mayor Danyll Djyjyn, revolutionary Daffyd Behn, and dozens of members from the Conelibek Assembly. Originally a private social club for Conelibek leaders who supported Seketese independence, its power and relevance greatly expanded during the Seketese Revolution when its paramilitary wing Gardiens pour le compte de la société Conélibek (GCSC) successfully defended Conelibek from Sosymet invaders. During the Seketese Civil War, the Société Conelibek effectively governed Conelibek as a proto-state under perpetual martial law. This lasted until the Kjedorate victory in 1924 when a federal Seketese republic was established by the Treaty of Loria. The club continued to operate most municipal services. It disarmed in 1930.

Presently, the Société Conelibek is governed by 200 camarades whose membership is invited. Members elect a president, the current being Fjedor Erikson, alongside a co-president, automatically the mayor of Conelibek, presently Dani Kjord. All members of the Conelibek Assembly are de-facto required to join the club. The club owns various businesses and properties, and co-operates the Conelibek Metro.

As a separate signing participant of the Treaty of Glasgow, the club as an entity is a legal anomaly in Seketese law, holding multiple functions and privileges. The club is criticized regularly for corruption and was targeted during the 1980 Ayj riots, 2002 protests, and 2021-22 protests.

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