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In a long drawn-out battle between the egotistical Raymond Venancias and the refreshing Vincent Gatostico, it was announced this morning that the votes have been counted and Vincent Gatostico has been chosen as the next prime minister. After four years of lies and a crumbling economy, Gatostico has promised to rebuild said economy back to what it once was. His campaign put out this statement: "I am humbled and honoured to be your next Prime Minister. As promised, I will do what it takes to reverse the effects Venancias put on us. No more shall we be the laughing stock. Once more, shall we prosper!"
Venancias, however, is not pleased to say the least.
"NOT REAL! ALL DUMBOS FOR GAOTISCO! ELECTION WAS RIGGED!" he said on social media.
The citizens of Vitosium, however, have been partying in the streets. Many have been calling for Venancias' arrest now that he is no longer holding a seat of power and is hiding behind the cowardly biased senators that have overlooked his crimes these past four years.