Placely Placington in the WorldVision Song Contest

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Placely Placington in the WorldVision Song Contest
Participating broadcasterWait, We Have A Broadcaster? (WWHAB)
Participation Summary
Appearances33 (31 finals)
First Appearance80
Last Appearance113
Best Result20th: 109
Worst ResultLast: 98, 101, 107, 110, 117
Nul Points98

Placely Placington participated in the WorldVision Song Contest thirty-three times since its debut in WorldVision 80. The country is one of the least successful to take part in the contest, having never finished in the top half of the contest. They were also the first country to get nul points in the televote era when, in WorldVision 98, E Oe failed to finish with a single point from either the juries or the televotes for their song "Uoiauai". They have also never hosted the contest, although the capital city of Citysburgh has sent out three unsuccessful bids to host.

In the lead-up to WorldVision 113, regular contestant and Chief President Man of Placely Placington Dave McDaverson announced that the country will be going on an indefinite hiatus following the end of the contest, although he has stated that they will return at some unspecified point in the future. However, in the lead up to WorldVision 117, he announced that the country will be returning to the contest and regularly participating once more.

Participation overview

Table key
Last place


Edition Artist Song Language Final Points Semi Points
80 Dave the Hobo and his Magical Cardboard Box "WorldVision Song Contest" English 25 10 No semi-finals
81 Jim the Grindcore Guy Bloke "Song One and Song Two" English 30 16
82 E Oe "Euaoue" All vowels 27 12
84 Jim the Grindcore Guy Bloke "Ek is lief vir jou" Afrikaans 25 24
85 Wynan Schitt "Why Did Stacey Break up With Me? :(" English 22 39
86 Dave the Living DJ Booth "I Am In Extreme Horrible Agony, Please End My Suffering" English 30 29
87 Test and the Subjects "Vote For Placely!" English 34 29
88 Placely Placington All-Stars "We're Placingtoned!" English 29 31
89 Seriously, Dave, What Are These Guys Called? You Hired Them To Sing For Us, Surely They Gave You Their Name Or Something "Interval Act" Weird sounds, English 33 26
90 Wynan Schitt "Chad Is A Huge Jerk >:(" English 32 19
91 Sports Bloke and a Bunch of Test Subjects "Placely's On The Field!" English 22 36
92 Dave McDaverson b/w Jim the Grindcore Guy Bloke "WorldVision History" English, Afrikaans 27 24
93 Melty "I Hope Satan Brings Me Lots of Presents For Christmas" English 23 29
94 A Couple of Daves "Placely Party Song (I'm Begging You, I'm Pleading For You To End My Existence)" English 27 21
95 "⊊␥"[a] English 23 45
96 Television Director "Placely Country Song" English 32 15
97 Dave McDaverson "Dave's The Best" English 24 15
98 E Oe "Uoiauai" All vowels 31 0
99 Dave McDaverson and the Dave McDaverson Singers (feat. Dave the Hobo) "We Got Last Place" English 35 35
100 Placely Placington "WorldVision 100" English Failed to qualify 22 5
101 Wynan "A Sad Song" English 32 2 No semi-finals
102 Jim the Grindcore Guy Bloke "'n Liedjie vir Placely Placington" Afrikaans 28 21
103 Dave the Hobo and One of the Akuji Summoners from WV89 "Song Title" Weird Sounds, English 25 14
104 A Couple of Daves "We Love Rapping" English 25 13
106 E Oe "Eau Aeaea" All vowels 24 7
107 Melty "Melty Is My Name" English Failed to qualify 13 2
108 Placely Placington All-Stars "Placely Rap Cypher III.IX" English 26 31 No semi-finals
109 Dave the Living DJ Booth "My Existence Is Nothing But Pain, Please Help Me By Turning Me Off" English 20 17
110 Dave McDaverson and Friends "The Placely Placingtonian Thirtieth Entry Extravaganza (A Movement in Nine Parts)" English, Afrikaans 27 15
111 Placely Placington All-Stars "Placely Party Rap" English 24 50
112 A Couple of Daves (feat. Dave the Hobo) "Hardcore Placely Rap" English 23 1
113 Dave McDaverson and the Missourissippian Placely Placington Boys "Goodbye Always Seems To Be The Hardest Word" English 21 18
117 A Couple of Daves "Placely Return Rap" English 26 11

Notes

  1. Yes, Placely Placington's entry had the artist "⟁" sing the song "⊊␥"