Vœyetska national football team

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Vœyetska
Shirt badge/Association crest
Nickname(s)Räven
(Foxes)
Snöflingor
(Snowflakes)
AssociationVœyetska Fotbollförbundet (VFF)
ConfederationEFA (Euronia)
Sub-confederationEEFA (East Euronia)
Head coachLars Olqvist
CaptainFinnian Bjorkstrand
Most capsAndreas Hjortshøj (167)
Top scorerFríðálvur Atli Sævarsson (75)
Home stadiumFriendship Arena
First colours
Second colours
First international
Vœyetska 4–2  Drambenburg
(Veskallås, Vœyetska; 1914)
Biggest win
Vœyetska 10–0 Sateroc
(Sarding, Vœyetska; 29 May 1972)
Biggest defeat
 Zamastan 12–1 Vœyetska
(Allengin, Elbresia; 12 June 1990)
World Cup
Appearances25 (first in 1977 (Group of 32))
Best resultChampions (2024)
Runner-ups (1991, 1999, 2002, 2008)
Websitevnft.vy

The Vœyetska national football team (Swedish: Voeyetska fotbollslandslaget) represents Vœyetska in men's international football and it is controlled by the Vœyetska Fotbollförbundet, the governing body of football in Vœyetska. Vœyetska's home ground is Friendship Arena in Sjédal which is the largest stadium in Vœyetska. The team has been coached by former national team player Lars Olqvist since 2016. The current roster is believed by many to be part of the golden age of Vœyetskan football.

Vœyetska has qualified for 25 World Cups, their first being the 1977 tournament. Vœyetska were the champions of the 2024 World Cup. Vœyetska were also the runner-ups in the 1991, 1999, 2002, and 2008 tournaments. The team's successes in international competitions have them ranked among the top 7 teams in Euronia. Other accomplishments of the Vœyetska team include a 7-0 Group of 32 victory over West Chanchajilla in the 1988 tournament, and they were part of the highest-ever scoring World Cup final in a 7-4 loss to Versenia in 1991. Vœyetska hosted the 1989 World Cup, with the main location being Ídolfsvinn.

Vœyetska has also been a prominent side in additional continental tournaments, most notably the EFC Nations League, in which they have performed well among other Euronian nations.

History

-lil bit of a recap here

Founding

-introduces my boy Johnny Haaland
-who liked football a lot so he tried to get everyone to like football a lot
-started soliciting
-everyone sed go away
-Johnny got mad
-so he founded voeyetska's own little academy
-got a bit more popular

Early days

-Johnny decides to be head coach
-for his team which is pretty much the best voeyetskan players he could find
-and they play against small colleges and stuff
-win most of them cuz theyre all stars
-but no one ever likes the team that always wins so now theyve got a lot of haters

Founding of the VFF

-VFF is founded
-and theyre like: yo Haaland, wanna join us
-Haalands like: bet
- Vœyetska 4–2 Drambenburg (Veskallås, Vœyetska; 1914)
-holy cow they won
-people pay a little bit more attention
-but not enough for Johnny
-Johnny rage quits
-Henrik Poulsson takes over til '17
-then Jörgen Raanta til '20
-then Sven Hedenskog til '24
-and a bunch more coaches because everyone keeps getting assassinated (jk)
-keeps playing ok in friendlies

Post-war era

-war happens
-good players died :(
-but that happened to a lot of countries, so voeyetska's good, right?
-no
-theyre terrible
-but it doesnt really matter cuz theyre just playing friendlies and stuff

World Cup era

-sike
-it matters
-do bad for the most part
-buuuuuuuuuut not all the world cups say stuff yet
-so just say they performed not that good
-host a wc
-been decent since 2000
-but not that good the past decade

Team Image

Supporters

Rivalry

Kit

In the early days of the Vœyetska national football team, Joseph Haaland, the older brother of the manager Johnny Haaland, was put in charge of acquiring and supplying the kits of the team. Joseph was instructed to find teal or green kits. He was also directed to not get white because the majority of teams at the time wore white and it could possibly cause confusion for the team's players. While he was on his mission to find a manufacturer and distributor, Joseph came to realize that almost none of the major material provided for a price within the budget. Jospeh wrote a letter to Johnny regarding the situation. Johnny wrote back that sky blue would be the best option available. It was unique, affordable, and visually satisfying. Since then, nearly all of the national team's first kits have been sky blue, and the second kits have consistently been green.

Kit History

First and Second color kits.

  • First
2002-2004
2004–2008
2008–2011
2011–2015
2015–2019
2019–2022
2022–
  • Second
2002–2004
2004-2008
2008-2011
2011-2015
2015–2019
2019–2022
2022-

Kit Sponsorship

Since 2015 Red Elk, a Vœyetskan sports apparel company that has been rapidly increasing in popularity and sales, has manufactured the Vœyetska national team's kits. Prior to that they were made by IK3 from 2004 to 2015. In 2002 to 2004 the uniforms were made by Poullos but quickly shifted to IK3 because the players complained that the kits were too heavy especially while playing in the rain or moist conditions. From 1973 to 2002 Grönner, Inc. was responsible for the kits.

Kit supplier Period
Vœyetska Grönner 1973–2002
Vœyetska Poullos 2002–2004
Vœyetska IK3 2004–2015
Vœyetska Red Elk 2015–present

Badge

The Vœyetska national football team has had seven different badges over the course of their 108 year history.

The first ever club badge was designed by the co-founder of the national team, Hallfred Lindstedt. The logo features the letters "VFF" in old english font on a light blue color circle, the traditional color of the team's home kits. The circle has a gray outline solely added for visual purposes. It also displays the borders of Vœyetska representing the country as none of the flag's colors are a part of the logo. The logo was used until 1937 when the Selection Committee decided to alter the logo to something considered more "modern".

In 1938 the design team decided on a black shield logo with a gray outline, five snowflakes representing the five provinces, the letters "VFF" for the Swedish spelling of "Vœyetska national football team", and the year 1914 acknowledging the founding of the team. Originally, the logo was not liked by most fans as they wanted something more "patriotic" especially after ditching their last logo. However, the Committee did not make any further actions regarding the badge and the logo slowly became accepted.

In 1961 the majority of the Selection Committee determined the badge needed to be redone after being international confused for other team's logos. For the first time in history, the Committee issued a design contest. The winning design was submitted by 22 year old Miranda Cederschiöld with about 2,139,000 votes. The logo showed the national animal, the melanistic Vœyetskan fox, also known as the silver fox. The logo's inner circle is white with a teal border. The outer circle utilizes the traditional light blue with a traditional teal outline.

The 1961 redesign was well-liked but still did not contain very much of Vœyetska's national identity. In 1981 another design contest was held. The winning logo consisted of a Vœyetskan fox with the letters "VFF" for the Voeyetska fotbollslandslaget. In the upper right hand section of the logo are three snowflakes representing Vœyetska's cold environment. The foundation of the crest is a green circle with white and teal outlines.

The national team's new head coach Elliot Lauridsson despised the old logo, saying, "The fox looks possessed and the snowflakes seem out of place." Elliot Lauridsson headed a new logo design project, and in the end the team, but mostly Elliot Lauridsson, concluded they had put together a very complete logo. That logo features a teal octagon base with a white decagon on top of that with the standard snowflake. However, this logo was hated by Vœyetskans as well as people around the world. Lauridsson once said in an interview, "This is our best work yet, we have our national colors, a neat and clean design, and uniqueness." Even though the fans hated the logo, Lauridsson made sure it would stay in place. After a horrid World Cup in 1999, Elliot Lauridsson was sacked, and the team abandoned the badge.

As soon as Nicolai Østigård assumed the role of head coach, one of his major priorities was to select a logo that would be appreciated by the fans. His new logo was created with simplicity and patriotism in mind. The logo features a tilted green square with a gray border surrounded by teal. In the middle of the square are the words, "Voeyetska fotbollslandslaget". Below the text is a large white snowflake to represent the team.

2008 saw the final change to the Vœyetska national football team logo to date. With hopes of modernizing the old logo, the next logo displays a teal pentagon with two gray borders. In the middle is a snowflake larger than the previous one. Below that are the abbreviated letters "VFF" for "Voeyetska fotbollslandslaget". The logo was approved by the board on 6 March 2008 and revealed to the public exactly one month later. The logo has been well liked by fans. As such, it has lasted well over a decade.

Home stadium

The Vœyetska national football team's home ground Friendship Arena

The Vœyetska national football team has played their home games at Friendship Arena in Sjédal since 2007 replacing the old Idrotaasparken which was recently destroyed. The national team shares Friendship Arena with the Vœyetska league giants AIF Sjédal. Friendship Arena is the largest arena in all of Vœyetska with a capacity of 80,000. The Idrotaasparken was considered too small for the growing team and the stadium itself was showing signs of deterioration. It is rumored that Friendship Arena will be the main city in Vœyetska's bid to host the 2024 World Cup.

Construction for Friendship Arena began in 2001 and took until 2007 when the arena was finally suitable for the national team. AIF Sjédal moved into the building and have played their home games there since 2010 when the Idrotaasparken was destroyed.

Results and fixtures

2023

2024

Coaching staff

As of 4 April 2023

Vœyetska's manager Lars Olqvist.
Position Name
Head coach Lars Olqvist
Assistant manager Alexander Mirošević
Goalkeeping coach Gregor Eldmarsson
Match analyst Julian Frøy
Performance manager Borje Knutsson
Physiotherapist Kristian Ekstrand
Scouts Bilal Koivu
Fidel Røndbjerg
Gjermund Brans
Team manager Lukas Bernspång

Manager history

Head coaches

Players

Current squad

Caps and goals are correct as of 24 March 2024, after the match against Syraranto.

No. Pos. Player Date of birth (age) Caps Goals Club
1 1GK Dimitrij Blichfeld (3rd captain) (1993-01-08) 8 January 1993 (age 31) 74 0 FC Dabatta City
30 1GK Davíð Gunnlaugsson (1994-12-15) 15 December 1994 (age 29) 102 0 AIF Sjédal
99 1GK Eilert Kjeggestad (1997-03-14) 14 March 1997 (age 27) 52 0 FK Týl-Fjásj

2 2DF Finnian Bjorkstrand (captain) (1995-11-11) 11 November 1995 (age 28) 58 2 Oskarsviik FC
3 2DF Severin Söderström (1998-02-01) 1 February 1998 (age 26) 6 0 FC Mitjøxallúnd
4 2DF Peter Czpel (1994-01-30) 30 January 1994 (age 30) 30 0 Lehksingin FK
5 2DF Áki Ravn (1995-09-10) 10 September 1995 (age 28) 23 1 Lehksingin FK
6 2DF Fabio Tollofsson (1999-11-23) 23 November 1999 (age 24) 6 0 Kuye FC
13 2DF Jens Robin Staff (1992-07-09) 9 July 1992 (age 31) 2 0 Malcanes United
14 2DF Hiram Jorgensson (1993-06-30) 30 June 1993 (age 30) 4 0 Hjåseggyðurr BK
24 2DF Väinö Sýkora (2003-11-02) 2 November 2003 (age 20) 4 0 Vænhestrøm FK

7 3MF Trevór Buckhøj (1992-06-16) 16 June 1992 (age 31) 21 4 FC Eikhaigen
8 3MF Milan Rohtez (1997-05-11) 11 May 1997 (age 26) 40 23 AIF Sjédal
11 3MF Klemens Suvari (1995-07-14) 14 July 1995 (age 28) 12 0 Alterrame FC Bytom-Porro
10 3MF Kallixtas Hylander (1995-01-21) 21 January 1995 (age 29) 15 8 Målea FF
15 3MF River Sandstrom (1989-03-03) 3 March 1989 (age 35) 83 14 Hjåseggyðurr BK
17 3MF Freygarður Guðmundsson (1996-12-05) 5 December 1996 (age 27) 21 5 Lundgården IF
18 3MF Odisej Eller (1999-11-07) 7 November 1999 (age 24) 7 1 Vongane
20 3MF Justus Landsvætá (1995-11-04) 4 November 1995 (age 28) 5 0 Sjakven Joora Vyking
21 3MF Oussama Khalifa (1993-04-18) 18 April 1993 (age 31) 3 0 Lundgården IF
25 3MF Eindride Ruud (1994-12-08) 8 December 1994 (age 29) 6 1 Kreugersvinn IF
37 3MF Kwame Oko Boateng (2003-12-25) 25 December 2003 (age 20) 2 1 AIF Sjédal

9 4FW Aron Hjalmarsson (2nd captain) (1996-12-31) 31 December 1996 (age 27) 56 43 AIF Sjédal
12 4FW Miska Storstrand (1999-07-21) 21 July 1999 (age 24) 24 21 Lundgården IF
16 4FW Justus Elfström (1998-06-12) 12 June 1998 (age 25) 17 12 Moulins FC
19 4FW Æðelstán Kiprusoff (2004-09-19) 19 September 2004 (age 19) 8 2 Výkingur Osgørjaviek
22 4FW Vincent Ryersson (1995-10-12) 12 October 1995 (age 28) 43 39 Olimpiada Hyast

Player records

Most capped players

Top goalscorers

Age-related records

Notable captains

Competitive record

World Cup

Year Round Pld W D L GF GA Top scorer
Drambenburg 1973 Did not qualify
East Chanchajilla 1974 Did not qualify
Timeria 1975 Did not qualify
UCSS 1976 Did not qualify
Vuswistan 1977 Round of 32 1 0 0 1 2 2 Spjälle Vestermark (1)
Rolf Lindblad (1)
Zamastan 1978 Round of 32 1 0 0 1 1 4 Arfast Forsman (1)
Candatora 1979 Did not qualify
East Chanchajilla 1980 Quarter-finals 3 2 0 1 4 2 Toby Odegaard (2)
Greater Normark 1981 Did not qualify
Artegana 1982 Did not qualify
Albarine 1983 Round of 16 2 1 0 1 4 3 Einari Rautiainen (2)
Quetana 1984 Round of 16 2 1 0 1 5 3 Sven Afzelius (2)
Gladysynthia 1985 Did not qualify
Besmenia 1986 Round of 16 2 1 0 1 3 3 Mads Lerche (3)
East Chanchajilla 1987 Round of 32 1 0 0 1 0 2 None
Alcarres 1988 Quarter-finals 3 2 0 1 14 7 Hosea Kiærskou (5)
Vœyetska 1989 Quarter-finals 3 2 0 1 5 4 Hosea Kiærskou (2)
Fríðálvur Atli Sævarsson (2)
Elbresia 1990 Did not qualify
Saint Offeat 1991 Runners-up 5 4 0 1 16 14 Fríðálvur Atli Sævarsson (9)
Drambenburg 1992 Did not qualify
Zamastan 1993 Quarter-finals 3 2 0 1 4 2 George Mörner (2)
Mulfulira 1994 Round of 16 2 1 0 1 4 1 Eddie Hovet (2)
Albarine 1995 Did not qualify
Somodi 1996 Did not qualify
New Anea 1997 Did not qualify
Quetana 1998 Quarter-finals 3 2 0 1 3 2 Fríðálvur Atli Sævarsson (1)
Isak Meloy (1)
Eddie Hovet (1)
Besmenia 1999 Runners-up 5 4 0 1 16 11 Fríðálvur Atli Sævarsson (7)
Timeria 2000 Did not qualify
Drambenburg 2001 Did not qualify
Caspiaa 2002 Runners-up 5 4 0 1 13 4 Fríðálvur Atli Sævarsson (7)
Haduastan 2003 Did not qualify
Lutharia 2004 Did not qualify
Cadair 2005 Did not qualify
Zoygaria 2006 Did not qualify
Durnstaal 2007 Fourth place 5 3 0 2 10 11 Emerik Kovačić (5)
Utobania 2008 Runners-up 5 4 0 1 11 4 Andreas Hjortshøj (8)
Zamastan 2009 Round of 16 2 1 0 1 3 4 Andreas Hjortshøj (3)
Avergnon 2010 Quarter-finals 3 2 0 1 8 3 Elvin Borseth (2)
Elborra 2011 Quarter-finals 3 2 0 1 10 11 Trausta Freyrsson (4)
Allieu 2012 Quarter-finals 2 2 0 1 6 4 Roope Aho (3)
Besmenia 2013 Round of 32 1 0 0 1 1 2 Emerik Kovačić (1)
Skith 2014 Did not qualify
Yuan 2015 Quarter-finals 3 2 0 1 4 2 Trond Meloy (2)
Vulkaria 2016 Round of 16 2 1 0 1 3 2 River Sandstrom (2)
Emmiria 2017 Did not qualify
Cadair 2018 Quarter-finals 3 2 0 1 9 4 Emerik Kovačić (4)
Zamastan 2019 Did not qualify
Gladysynthia 2020 Did not qualify
Sulifa 2021 Did not qualify
Kossmil 2022 Did not qualify
Besmenia 2023 Did not qualify
Caspiaa 2024 Winners 5 5 0 0 10 8 Aron Hjalmarsson (8)

EFC Nations League

Head-to-head record

Honours

Major titles

Minor titles

See also

Refrences

External links