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==Official History== | ==Official History== | ||
===Antiquité=== | |||
Signs of intelligent, sapient life in the region can be traced back as recently as 14,000 BCE, during the last glacial episodes of Iearth. The first settlers probably lived primarily as short hunter-gatherers due to the massive glaciers and permafrost that, until recently, enveloped the southern region of Zhinca for much of its history. They subsequently made Zhinca's first crude "fire" underneath a collapsed cave in the middle of a snowstorm. Despite the popular allegations of the Zianists that every person on the planet drowned during the Great Flood und Cleansing, historical analysis of recent events has safely assured everyone that the humans survived thanks to their innate mental abilities. However, the majority of them subsequently went north, to east and west, to greener pastures and when Ahno arrived he found barely anyone. Displeased by their maniac attitude, he asked God to strike lightning upon them. | |||
The prior original inhabitants of the region that now constitute Zhinca, the native Suson people, intermixed with various immigrating peoples documented in two periods, first; the proto-Beleroskovic expansion to the area, second; the much more recent Yuanic migration. At the dawn of the regional Iron Age of which Zhinca didn't participate in, a mysterious species came, known as the Sakyi people. Many alt-historians still haven't agreed on the origins of this obscure tribe. According to the most agreed-upon opinion, the Sakyi were simply proto-Yarlungic speakers, while famous conspiracy theorist Dr. Alisher Morgenshtern, believed they were humanoid, blonde extraterrestrials from a planet far, far away (also commonly known as Pleidas). After the Sakyi disappearance, the Yarlung peoples proclaimed their sovereignty over the region, and for unknown reasons established it over the Zhincan tundra. The Yarlungic tribes were in fact a very ethnically similar grouping of "uncivilized barbarians" documented by Yuaneze travellers, who had run away from their cruel emperors at some point. One of the Yarlung tribes established Zhinca's historic northern capital, as a huge vacation yurt. Each of the aforementioned nations and tribal peoples participated in the formation of the Zhincan people. | |||
===Moyen Âge=== | |||
At the beginning, Northern Zhinca and its peoples were subjugated by the Beleroskovians while the rest was inhabited by barbarians. During this boring period, a major mythological figure started to exist in oral tradition. It was Luosaita, a wise philosopher, teacher, and a well known botanist (he died from a small plant scratch). Known for his wisdom and creativity, Luosaita studied in various cities and later invented the Yarlungic (now known as Old Zhincan) logographic script, to which he gave credit to a large rock in which he proudly named after himself in a Beleroskov-language manuscript. The invention of the new alphabet was the beginning of native literature and proved a powerful factor in the uplifting of the hunter-gatherer national spirit. | |||
===Époque contemporaine=== | |||
In the early modern age, Zhinca was so weak and small it couldn't oppose anything. As a result, the country was a land of contention between numerous neighbouring countries during this period. After a legendary Monopoly game, the Beleroskovians won and took over. However, Barbarian Hordes and Co were very very dissatisfied and so they took over the tiny country for themselves. At the same time, a drunken army of Red Turbans plundered Nanzhin and killed many people. | |||
===Nothing happened during this period=== | |||
Absolutely nothing of interest happened during this time. | |||
===People's Democratic Republic of East Zhinca=== | |||
==Geography== | ==Geography== | ||
==Government== | ==Government== | ||
Revision as of 17:02, 13 May 2021
People's Republic of Zhinca Žinca Řɨnmin Gunhəguə | |
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 Flag
 Coat of arms
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| Motto: "Weili Zyju" "For Liberty" | |
| Anthem: Vəmu di Lënminŝin[1] ("Zhincian National Anthem")  | |
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| Capital and largest city | Nanžin 00°00′S 00°00′S |
| Official languages | Zhincan |
| Ethnic groups |
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| Demonym(s) | Zhincian • Zhin |
| Government | Nationalist Military Dictatorship |
• Chairman | Xi Čüanguy |
| Lun Fužin | |
| Min Zhongyue | |
| Liang Zemin | |
| Feng Jiangwang | |
| History | |
• Annexation | 12 XXXXX |
| Area | |
• Total | [convert: invalid number] (5th) |
• Water (%) | 0.0 |
| Population | |
• 2018 estimate | 68,558,984 |
• Density | 137.1/sq mi (52.9/km2) |
| GDP (nominal) | 2020 estimate |
• Total | 585.7 billion |
• Per capita | 16,200 |
| Gini (2019) |  35.3medium |
| HDI (2018) |  0.801very high |
| Currency | Zhincian yüan (RMY) |
| Time zone | UTC+9 |
| Driving side | left |
| Calling code | +650a |
| Internet TLD | .zn |
Official History
Antiquité
Signs of intelligent, sapient life in the region can be traced back as recently as 14,000 BCE, during the last glacial episodes of Iearth. The first settlers probably lived primarily as short hunter-gatherers due to the massive glaciers and permafrost that, until recently, enveloped the southern region of Zhinca for much of its history. They subsequently made Zhinca's first crude "fire" underneath a collapsed cave in the middle of a snowstorm. Despite the popular allegations of the Zianists that every person on the planet drowned during the Great Flood und Cleansing, historical analysis of recent events has safely assured everyone that the humans survived thanks to their innate mental abilities. However, the majority of them subsequently went north, to east and west, to greener pastures and when Ahno arrived he found barely anyone. Displeased by their maniac attitude, he asked God to strike lightning upon them.
The prior original inhabitants of the region that now constitute Zhinca, the native Suson people, intermixed with various immigrating peoples documented in two periods, first; the proto-Beleroskovic expansion to the area, second; the much more recent Yuanic migration. At the dawn of the regional Iron Age of which Zhinca didn't participate in, a mysterious species came, known as the Sakyi people. Many alt-historians still haven't agreed on the origins of this obscure tribe. According to the most agreed-upon opinion, the Sakyi were simply proto-Yarlungic speakers, while famous conspiracy theorist Dr. Alisher Morgenshtern, believed they were humanoid, blonde extraterrestrials from a planet far, far away (also commonly known as Pleidas). After the Sakyi disappearance, the Yarlung peoples proclaimed their sovereignty over the region, and for unknown reasons established it over the Zhincan tundra. The Yarlungic tribes were in fact a very ethnically similar grouping of "uncivilized barbarians" documented by Yuaneze travellers, who had run away from their cruel emperors at some point. One of the Yarlung tribes established Zhinca's historic northern capital, as a huge vacation yurt. Each of the aforementioned nations and tribal peoples participated in the formation of the Zhincan people.
Moyen Âge
At the beginning, Northern Zhinca and its peoples were subjugated by the Beleroskovians while the rest was inhabited by barbarians. During this boring period, a major mythological figure started to exist in oral tradition. It was Luosaita, a wise philosopher, teacher, and a well known botanist (he died from a small plant scratch). Known for his wisdom and creativity, Luosaita studied in various cities and later invented the Yarlungic (now known as Old Zhincan) logographic script, to which he gave credit to a large rock in which he proudly named after himself in a Beleroskov-language manuscript. The invention of the new alphabet was the beginning of native literature and proved a powerful factor in the uplifting of the hunter-gatherer national spirit.
Époque contemporaine
In the early modern age, Zhinca was so weak and small it couldn't oppose anything. As a result, the country was a land of contention between numerous neighbouring countries during this period. After a legendary Monopoly game, the Beleroskovians won and took over. However, Barbarian Hordes and Co were very very dissatisfied and so they took over the tiny country for themselves. At the same time, a drunken army of Red Turbans plundered Nanzhin and killed many people.
Nothing happened during this period
Absolutely nothing of interest happened during this time.
