Zhinca

People's Republic of Zhinca Žinca Řɨnmin Gunhəguə
Flag Coat of arms
Motto: "Weili Zyju" "For Liberty"
Anthem: Vəmu di Lënminŝin ("Zhincian National Anthem")
Capital and largest city	Nanžin 00°00′S 00°00′S
Official languages	Zhincan
Ethnic groups	98.1% Zhincian 3% Beleroskov 0.3% Others
Demonym(s)	Zhincian • Zhin
Government	Nationalist Military Dictatorship
• Chairman	Xi Čüanguy
• Prime Minister	Lun Fužin
• Congress Chairman	Min Zhongyue
• Chief Justice	Liang Zemin
• Prosecutor-General	Feng Jiangwang
History
• Annexation	12 XXXXX
Area
• Total	(5th)
• Water (%)	0.0
Population
• 2018 estimate	68,558,984
• Density	137.1/sq mi (52.9/km2)
GDP (nominal)	2020 estimate
• Total	585.7 billion
• Per capita	16,200
Gini (2019)	35.3 medium
HDI (2018)	0.801 very high
Currency	Zhincian yüan (RMY)
Time zone	UTC+9
Driving side	left
Calling code	+650a
Internet TLD	.zn

Official History

Antiquité

Signs of intelligent, sapient life in the region can be traced back as recently as 14,000 BCE, during the last glacial episodes of the World. The first settlers probably lived primarily as short hunter-gatherers due to the massive glaciers and permafrost that, until recently, enveloped the southern region of Zhinca for much of its history. They subsequently made Zhinca's first crude "fire" underneath a collapsed cave in the middle of a snowstorm. Despite the popular allegations of the Zianists that every person on the planet drowned during the Greatest Flood, recent historical analysis of recent events has safely assured everyone that the humans probably survived thanks to their innate mental abilities. However, the majority of them subsequently went north, to east and west, to greener pastures and when Ahno arrived he found barely anyone. Displeased by their maniac attitude, he asked the Heavens to strike lightning upon them.

The prior original inhabitants of the region that now constitute Zhinca, the native Suson people, intermixed with various immigrating peoples documented in two periods, first; the proto-Beleroskovic expansion to the area, second; the much more recent Yuanic migration. At the dawn of the regional Iron Age of which Zhinca didn't participate in, a mysterious species came, known as the Sakyi people. Many alt-historians still haven't agreed on the origins of this obscure tribe. According to the most agreed-upon opinion, the Sakyi were simply proto-Yarlungic speakers, while famous conspiracy theorist Dr. Alisher Morgenshtern, believed they were humanoid, blonde extraterrestrials from a planet far, far away (also commonly known as Pleidas). After the Sakyi disappearance, the Yarlung peoples proclaimed their sovereignty over the region, and for unknown reasons established it over the Zhincan tundra. The Yarlungic tribes were in fact a very ethnically similar grouping of "uncivilized barbarians" documented by Yuaneze travellers, who had run away from their cruel emperors at some point. One of the Yarlung tribes established Zhinca's historic northern capital, as a huge vacation yurt. Each of the aforementioned nations and tribal peoples participated in the formation of the Zhincan people.

Moyen Âge

At the beginning, Northern Zhinca and its peoples were subjugated by the Beleroskovians while the rest was inhabited by barbarians. During this boring period, a major mythological figure started to exist in oral tradition. It was Luosaita, a wise philosopher, teacher, and a well known botanist (he died from a small plant scratch). Known for his wisdom and creativity, Luosaita studied in various cities and later invented the Yarlungic (now known as Old Zhincan) logographic script, to which he gave credit to a large rock in which he proudly named after himself in a Beleroskov-language manuscript. The invention of the new alphabet was the beginning of native literature and proved a powerful factor in the uplifting of the hunter-gatherer national spirit.

Époque contemporaine

In the early modern age, the Zhincan nation was so weak and small it couldn't do anything at all. As a result, the country became a land of contention between numerous neighbouring countries during this turbulent period. After a legendary Hoi4 game, the Beleroskovians finally won and took over the state. However, Barbarian Hordes and Co were very very dissatisfied and so they invaded the tiny country, in an attempt to take it for themselves instead. During the same time, a drunken rag-tag army of Red Turbans plundered Nanzhin and killed many people which made the Zhincans very mad.

Nothing happened during this period

Absolutely nothing of interest happened during this time.