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The Armed Republic of Birnir, or Birnir is a republic in the [[Coalition of Crown Albatross]], bordered to the north by [[Gugrait]], [[Cechena]], and [[Constantio]], as well as a maritime border with [[Cadair]] to the south, with the two only separated by the [[Yn Syth]]. Birnir and Cadair have been in a state of armed conflict since 2016, known as the [[Konkurso Conflict]]. The conflict has gone to the diplomatic tables on several occasions, with Zamastan delegating, but neither side has been able to agree to terms on the treaty. The talks have broken down each time, with violence following each time.
The Holy Order of Birnir, or Birnir is a kingdom on the continent of [[Nortua]], bordered to the north by [[Birnir]], as well as a maritime border with the islands of [[Konkurso]], disputed with [[Cadair]], to the south with the two only separated by the [[Yn Syth]]. Birnir and Cadair have been in a state of armed conflict since 2016, known as the [[Konkurso Conflict]]. The conflict has gone to the diplomatic tables on several occasions, with Zamastan delegating, but neither side has been able to agree to terms on the treaty. The talks have broken down each time, with violence following each time.
 
The country is a member of the [[Coalition of Crown Albatross]], the [[Coalition Trade Organization]], and the [[Sotoan Basin Union]].


==History==
==History==
Birnir was discovered in 1936 by Sigurdur Ragnar, a researcher wanting to study new plants. He found the land was inhabited by thousands of Sun Bears (or Grizzly Bears) and decided to study them instead. He found that the bears walked on two legs frequently and did things slightly human. This interested him greatly and within a few months had a colony set up to study the land. Upon further study the researchers found that they seemed to have an actual language and do things as a civilization. In 1948 the team took a cub and tried to teach it how to speak Icelandic. In a few weeks they had a Bear fluent in Icelandic and acting as a human, and even being paid to do maintenance around the facility. By 1950 they educated the entire population, forming the first country of intelligent non-human animals.
 
===The Birnirian Civil War===
The first records of Birnirian history were written around the year 600, when it became an organized tribe. It was led by a man named Othar, who united three other tribes into the first kingdom during his 16-year reign. The throne was then given to his son Auður, who continued his father's work, uniting the Fyrsti Sjáandi (First Seer), Bronsörin (Bronze Arrow), Dáinn Skógur (Dead Woods), and Hátt tungl (High Moon) tribes. He reigned for 29 years, and was succeeded by his son Torfi.
[[File:poster.jpg|thumb|left|A propaganda poster from the war.]]
 
In 1960 Tungumikill Hardstjori was elected president, being the 2nd president of Birnir. He declared the bear species (now officially known Asogedslegt) "mutant savages". He labeled them animals and refused them political rights, work, and even food. An uprising occurred and the bears formed an army. After four years of bloodbath for both sides The capital Morgaes was taken by the Asogedslegt.
King Torfi had a less diplomatic approach to growing his country, and waged war with the Trygg norn (Loyal Witch) and Falinn munnur (The Hidden Mouth) tribes. Falinn munnur was taken within a year,  Trygg norn however, fought for five more generations as it's own country. Torfi died of battle wounds, at the age of 64, having reigned 41 years. He was succeeded by his nephew Bjartmann.
 
Bjartmann continued the war with the Trygg norn, but to a lesser degree and gain very little ground. He focused more on the newly discovered metals beneath the Líflausar brekkur mountain range. He focused a lot on refining the metals for his armies, and also on making Röndótt korn ale, as he was an avid drinker. He also established the Ursus Church. He reigned 16 years, died at 40, and was succeeded by his son Eyjólfur.
 
Eyjólfur reigned a very short time, only a year, and died "mysteriously" at the age of 23. It's thought that he was given belladonna as a medicine by his brother. He was succeeded by his younger brother Othar II.  
 
Othar II was a bloodthirsty king, and made it a law that all of his subjects convert to the Ursus Church, and those who didn't were put to death. Supposedly, they were fed to his personal Asogedslegt Bears. He also made the Asogedslegt the official mount for his troops. He established the Birnirian Blood Order as well, as sort of personal honor guard. He continued the war on the Trygg norn with a passion, killing two thirds of their population as he razed their land. After warring fiercely for 20 years, he finally died of arrow wounds. He reigned for 32 years, and was succeeded by his son Othar III.  
 
Othar III was not as vicious as his father, but still hated the Trygg norn. He reigned for 22 years, in which he did nothing notable, and died at the age of 37. He was succeeded by his daughter Evelyn.
 
Queen Evelyn was not only the first Birnirian queen, but also arguably the greatest Queen Birnir has ever had. She amassed an army of roughly 30,000,000 troops, and conquered not only the Trygg norn, but also the Næturvatn (Night Water), Glóð (Ember), Hljóðlátt dráp (Silent Kill) tribes. She also killed roughly 7,000 of her subjects for heresy, treason, and a number of other charges. She reigned for 37 years, died at the age of 51, and was succeeded by her son Snævarr.
 
King Snævarr was not a kind monarch either. His heavy taxes and oppressive ruling resulted in an uprising led by Þengill Oddleifsson, one of his generals. Þengill gathered up the inhabitants of the three southern tribes and broke off from the rest of Birnir. After warring for roughly 30 years, King Snævarr died, presumably assassinated by his wife at the request of Þengill. Þengill relinquished his position and retired to the countryside, and Snævarr's son Eikar.
 
Eikar reunited the two sides of Birnir and renamed the tribes as regions. He placed a lord over each region and in doing so, established the Council of the Blood Order.
He was said to be a kind man, and a good king who gave a lot back to his people. He reigned for 64 years, making him the longest reigning monarch, and died of old age at 86. He was succeeded by his daughter Elía.
 
Queen Elia was a relatively peaceful queen. Aside from seizing the Konkurso Islands and renaming them the Suður region, she made no other notable actions during her reign. She died at the age of 72, having reigned 40 years, and was succeeded by her son Morgan.
 


==Geography==
==Geography==
[[File:Birnir regions.jpg|thumb|right|The seven regions of Birnir]]
[[File:Birnir regions.jpg|thumb|right|The seven regions of Birnir]]
Birnir is divided into seven regions: Norður, Suður, Austur, Minnstur, Miðja, Vestur, and Fjallið.
Birnir is divided into seven regions:  
===Norður===
Norður is the northern-most region of Birnir, consisting of dense forests and frozen mountain ranges, particularly the Hörð mountain range.  


==Politics==
===Suður===
Suður is the Southern region of Birnir, like the rest of Birnir, it consists of forested areas, but it also has many active volcanoes and steam vents.
 
===Austur===
Austur is the Eastern region of Birnir,
===Minnstur===
 
===Miðja===
 
===Vestur===
 
===Betri===


==International Relations==
===Konkurso Conflict===
Initially, the [[Konkurso Conflict]] is an ongoing dispute between Birnir and [[Cadair]], over the Fisoj Marine Center. The Konkurso islands were claimed as provinces by both Cadair and Birnir simultaneously.
==Birnirian Religion==
==Birnirian Religion==
Kapolskt is the largest religion in Birnir, followed by Christianity and the Cult of Jeff the God of Biscuits.
==Politics==
 
Birnir is an absolute monarchy, meaning the reigning monarch has absolute power over the entire country.  
===Kapolskt===
==Birnirian scales and measurements==


Kapolskt is a religion based off Roman Catholicism.
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===The Cult of Jeff the God of Biscuits===
! English
[[File:Jeff the god of biscuits.jpg|thumb|right|Jeff the God of Biscuits]]
|-
The Cult of Jeff the God of Biscuits is centered around Jeff. It's founder is unknown, but it's influence is rising through Birnir at an alarming rate. Jeff followers have a weekly biscuit ritual, in which sometimes thousands of biscuits will be made. The sacred Biscuit is said to be so holy that only the most devout can see it, thus there is no evidence of it even existing.
|Tommur


|Mile
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|Míla
|Inch
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|Fótur
|Foot
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|Bikar
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Latest revision as of 06:04, 10 October 2022

The Holy Kingdom of Birnir
Flag of Birnir
Flag
Motto: "Deus, Rex, et Patria"
BirnirMapUpdated.png
CapitalMorgaes
Official languagesBrinirian
GovernmentMonarchy
• King
Morgan Bandalag
Population
• Estimate
7,928,000
HDI (2016)0.78
high
CurrencyGong (GON)
Date formatdd-mm-yyyy
Driving sideleft
Calling code+73
Internet TLD.BN

The Holy Order of Birnir, or Birnir is a kingdom on the continent of Nortua, bordered to the north by Birnir, as well as a maritime border with the islands of Konkurso, disputed with Cadair, to the south with the two only separated by the Yn Syth. Birnir and Cadair have been in a state of armed conflict since 2016, known as the Konkurso Conflict. The conflict has gone to the diplomatic tables on several occasions, with Zamastan delegating, but neither side has been able to agree to terms on the treaty. The talks have broken down each time, with violence following each time.

The country is a member of the Coalition of Crown Albatross, the Coalition Trade Organization, and the Sotoan Basin Union.

History

The first records of Birnirian history were written around the year 600, when it became an organized tribe. It was led by a man named Othar, who united three other tribes into the first kingdom during his 16-year reign. The throne was then given to his son Auður, who continued his father's work, uniting the Fyrsti Sjáandi (First Seer), Bronsörin (Bronze Arrow), Dáinn Skógur (Dead Woods), and Hátt tungl (High Moon) tribes. He reigned for 29 years, and was succeeded by his son Torfi.

King Torfi had a less diplomatic approach to growing his country, and waged war with the Trygg norn (Loyal Witch) and Falinn munnur (The Hidden Mouth) tribes. Falinn munnur was taken within a year, Trygg norn however, fought for five more generations as it's own country. Torfi died of battle wounds, at the age of 64, having reigned 41 years. He was succeeded by his nephew Bjartmann.

Bjartmann continued the war with the Trygg norn, but to a lesser degree and gain very little ground. He focused more on the newly discovered metals beneath the Líflausar brekkur mountain range. He focused a lot on refining the metals for his armies, and also on making Röndótt korn ale, as he was an avid drinker. He also established the Ursus Church. He reigned 16 years, died at 40, and was succeeded by his son Eyjólfur.

Eyjólfur reigned a very short time, only a year, and died "mysteriously" at the age of 23. It's thought that he was given belladonna as a medicine by his brother. He was succeeded by his younger brother Othar II.

Othar II was a bloodthirsty king, and made it a law that all of his subjects convert to the Ursus Church, and those who didn't were put to death. Supposedly, they were fed to his personal Asogedslegt Bears. He also made the Asogedslegt the official mount for his troops. He established the Birnirian Blood Order as well, as sort of personal honor guard. He continued the war on the Trygg norn with a passion, killing two thirds of their population as he razed their land. After warring fiercely for 20 years, he finally died of arrow wounds. He reigned for 32 years, and was succeeded by his son Othar III.

Othar III was not as vicious as his father, but still hated the Trygg norn. He reigned for 22 years, in which he did nothing notable, and died at the age of 37. He was succeeded by his daughter Evelyn.

Queen Evelyn was not only the first Birnirian queen, but also arguably the greatest Queen Birnir has ever had. She amassed an army of roughly 30,000,000 troops, and conquered not only the Trygg norn, but also the Næturvatn (Night Water), Glóð (Ember), Hljóðlátt dráp (Silent Kill) tribes. She also killed roughly 7,000 of her subjects for heresy, treason, and a number of other charges. She reigned for 37 years, died at the age of 51, and was succeeded by her son Snævarr.

King Snævarr was not a kind monarch either. His heavy taxes and oppressive ruling resulted in an uprising led by Þengill Oddleifsson, one of his generals. Þengill gathered up the inhabitants of the three southern tribes and broke off from the rest of Birnir. After warring for roughly 30 years, King Snævarr died, presumably assassinated by his wife at the request of Þengill. Þengill relinquished his position and retired to the countryside, and Snævarr's son Eikar.

Eikar reunited the two sides of Birnir and renamed the tribes as regions. He placed a lord over each region and in doing so, established the Council of the Blood Order. He was said to be a kind man, and a good king who gave a lot back to his people. He reigned for 64 years, making him the longest reigning monarch, and died of old age at 86. He was succeeded by his daughter Elía.

Queen Elia was a relatively peaceful queen. Aside from seizing the Konkurso Islands and renaming them the Suður region, she made no other notable actions during her reign. She died at the age of 72, having reigned 40 years, and was succeeded by her son Morgan.


Geography

The seven regions of Birnir

Birnir is divided into seven regions:

Norður

Norður is the northern-most region of Birnir, consisting of dense forests and frozen mountain ranges, particularly the Hörð mountain range.

Suður

Suður is the Southern region of Birnir, like the rest of Birnir, it consists of forested areas, but it also has many active volcanoes and steam vents.

Austur

Austur is the Eastern region of Birnir,

Minnstur

Miðja

Vestur

Betri

International Relations

Konkurso Conflict

Initially, the Konkurso Conflict is an ongoing dispute between Birnir and Cadair, over the Fisoj Marine Center. The Konkurso islands were claimed as provinces by both Cadair and Birnir simultaneously.

Birnirian Religion

Politics

Birnir is an absolute monarchy, meaning the reigning monarch has absolute power over the entire country.

Birnirian scales and measurements

Birnirian English
Tommur Mile
Míla Inch
Fótur Foot
Bikar Cup