Birnir
The Armed Republic of Birnir | |
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| Motto: "Oh Mighty Pond Scum, ye are so mighty and....scummy" | |
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| Capital | Morgaes |
| Official languages | Esperanto |
| Government | Republic |
| Population | |
• Estimate | 73,928,000 |
| HDI (2016) | 0.78 high |
| Currency | Gong (GON) |
| Date format | dd-mm-yyyy |
| Driving side | left |
| Calling code | +73 |
| Internet TLD | .BN |
The Armed Republic of Birnir, or Birnir is a republic in the Coalition of Crown Albatross, bordered to the north by Gugrait, Cechena, and Constantio, as well as a maritime border with Cadair to the south, with the two only separated by the Yn Syth. Birnir and Cadair have been in a state of armed conflict since 2016, known as the Konkurso Conflict. The conflict has gone to the diplomatic tables on several occasions, with Zamastan delegating, but neither side has been able to agree to terms on the treaty. The talks have broken down each time, with violence following each time.
History
Birnir was discovered in 1936 by Sigurdur Ragnar, a researcher wanting to study new plants. He found the land was inhabited by thousands of Sun Bears (or Grizzly Bears) and decided to study them instead. He found that the bears wlked on two legs frequently and did things slightly human. This interested him greatly and within a few months had a colony set up to study the land.
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Birnirian Religion
Kapolskt is the largest religion in Birnir, followed by Christianity and the Cult of Jeff the God of Biscuits.
Kapolskt
Kapolskt is a religion based off Roman Catholicism.
The Cult of Jeff the God of Biscuits
The Cult of Jeff the God of Biscuits is centered around Jeff. It's founder is unknown, but it's influence is rising through Birnir at an alarming rate. Jeff followers have a weekly biscuit ritual, in which sometimes thousands of biscuits will be made. The sacred Biscuit is said to be so holy that only the most devout can see it, thus there is no evidence of it even existing.
