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[[File:Schmuck.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Old Schmuck family store in [[Dolchland]].]] | |||
Smuk was born on {{date|21 May 1973}} in Sandrica, [[Zaxar]], and he spent his early years exploring the depths of his unique Zaxari-Dolch heritage. He is of Dolch descent through his grandfather.{{efn|OOC. Reference to the ancestry of {{wp¬Noel Fielding}}.}} The influences of this multicultural background can be observed in his distinct approach to entrepreneurship and technology. | Smuk was born on {{date|21 May 1973}} in Sandrica, [[Zaxar]], and he spent his early years exploring the depths of his unique Zaxari-Dolch heritage. He is of Dolch descent through his grandfather.{{efn|OOC. Reference to the ancestry of {{wp¬Noel Fielding}}.}} The influences of this multicultural background can be observed in his distinct approach to entrepreneurship and technology. | ||
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* Do something with the name "Schmuck"; | * Do something with the name "{{wp|Schmuck (pejorative)|Schmuck}}"; valuable in German ("jewelry, adornment"), but useless in English ("stupid or foolish, or an obnoxious, contemptible or detestable person"). | ||
* His (failed) military career in the Dolch navy earned him the nickname {{wp|List of United States Marine Corps acronyms and expressions#S|Lance Corporal Schmuckatelli}}.{{efn|OOC. Plenty of funny exploits to be explored, together with his friend {{wp|List of United States Marine Corps acronyms and expressions#B|Benotz}}.}} | |||
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| Born | Noel Schmuck May 21, 1973 Sandrica, Zaxar |
| Nationality | Zaxari-Dolch |
| Occupation | Business magnate, investor, honorary minister of state of Synturia |
| Known for | Shareholder of tech companies |
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| Partner(s) | Kandy Rash (2021-present) |
| Children | 10 |
| Relatives | Schmuck family |
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Noel Smuk (born 21 May 1973) is a Zaxari-Dolchn entrepreneur, visionary, and technologist known for his daring exploits and larger-than-life ambitions. He is renowned as a shareholder in the ever-fluctuating Bincoin, TubeHub, and Wittier. Notably, he was an honorary minister of state of Synturia and a self-proclaimed advocate for “the integration of big ideas into average brains.”[citation needed]
Early life
Smuk was born on 21 May 1973 in Sandrica, Zaxar, and he spent his early years exploring the depths of his unique Zaxari-Dolch heritage. He is of Dolch descent through his grandfather.[a] The influences of this multicultural background can be observed in his distinct approach to entrepreneurship and technology.
WIP:
- Do something with the name "Schmuck"; valuable in German ("jewelry, adornment"), but useless in English ("stupid or foolish, or an obnoxious, contemptible or detestable person").
- His (failed) military career in the Dolch navy earned him the nickname Lance Corporal Schmuckatelli.[b]
Career
In his career, Smuk has taken on grandiose challenges and risks. He started out in information technology, and took off from there. His ventures, particularly in the domains of Bincoin, TubeHub, and Wittier, have had significant impact on the world of digital currency and social networking.
WIP:
- Story of a selfmade man.
- Actually from a rich family.
Personal life
Smuk lives life in the fast lane, quite literally. He is an avid driver of his personalized Edison Hotrod, a testament to his love for technology and speed. Despite his busy schedule and numerous professional responsibilities, Smuk makes sure to take time off to soar the skies in his Baywind private business jet.
His approach to life mirrors his career – always aiming for the skies, yet deeply grounded in his roots. Despite his numerous achievements and international fame, he remains deeply connected to his Zaxari-Anglian heritage and is a well-respected figure in the community.
Mr Smuk is also a frequent guest on various intellectual and highbrow television shows and The Big Fat Quiz of Eurth.[c]
Honours and recognition
In recognition of his contributions to technology and economic development, Smuk has been appointed as the honorary minister of state of Synturia. His innovative insights and visionary leadership have made him an influential figure in the world of technology and beyond. It's said that the underground ruins of Synturia is where he first discovered his love for spelunking.
As of now, Noel Smuk continues to push the boundaries of what is considered possible, constantly striving for innovation and progress in every endeavour he undertakes. His impact on technology, economy, and society at large promises to leave an indelible mark on the course of human history.
Notes
- ↑ OOC. Reference to the ancestry of Template:Wp¬Noel Fielding.
- ↑ OOC. Plenty of funny exploits to be explored, together with his friend Benotz.
- ↑ OOC. Feel free to play our quiz game on our NS RMB.
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