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| birth_name = Noel Schmuck | | birth_name = Noel Schmuck | ||
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| birth_place = Sandrica, Zaxar | | birth_place = Sandrica, Zaxar | ||
| nationality = Zaxari-Dolch | | nationality = Zaxari-Dolch | ||
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* {{marriage|Gwendolyn Cadwallader|1998|2003|end=div.}} | * {{marriage|[[Gwendolyn Cadwallader]]|1998|2003|end=div.}} | ||
* {{marriage|Chioma Okafor|2004|2008|end=div.}} | * {{marriage|[[Chioma Okafor]]|2004|2008|end=div.}} | ||
* {{marriage|Satsuki Tanaka|2009|2014|end=div.}} | * {{marriage|[[Satsuki Tanaka]]|2009|2014|end=div.}} | ||
* {{marriage|Amara Singh|2015|2020|end=div.}} | * {{marriage|[[Amara Singh]]|2015|2020|end=div.}} | ||
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| partner = [[Kandy Rash]] (2021-present) | | partner = [[Kandy Rash]] (2021-present) | ||
| children = 10 | | children = 10 | ||
| | | father = {{flagicon|Dolchland}} [[Heinrich Schmuck]] | ||
| mother = {{flagicon|Zaxar}} {{wp|Mylène Farmer|Hylène Farmer}} | |||
| relatives = Schmuck family | | relatives = Schmuck family | ||
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'''Noel Smuk''' (born {{date|21 May | '''Noel Smuk''' (born {{date|21 May 1980}}) is a [[Zaxar]]i-[[Dolch people|Dolch]] entrepreneur, visionary, and technologist known for his daring exploits and larger-than-life ambitions. He is renowned as a shareholder in the ever-fluctuating [[Bincoin]], [[TubeHub]], and [[Wittier]]. Notably, he was an honorary {{wp|minister of state}} of [[Synturia]] and a self-proclaimed advocate for “the integration of big ideas into average brains.”{{Citation needed}} | ||
== Early life == | == Early life == | ||
Smuk was born as Noel ''Schmuck'' on {{date|21 May 1980}} in Sandrica, [[Zaxar]], and he spent his early years exploring the depths of his unique Zaxari-Dolch heritage. He is of Dolch descent through his grandfather.{{efn|OOC. Reference to the ancestry of {{wp|Noel Fielding}}, whose image is used for this character.}} The influences of this multicultural background can be observed in his distinct approach to entrepreneurship and technology. | |||
[[File:Schmuck.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Old Schmuck family store in [[Dolchland]].]] | |||
One noteworthy element of Smuk's upbringing was the unique dichotomy represented by his family name. In his father's [[Dolch people|Dolch lineage]], "{{wp|Schmuck (pejorative)|Schmuck}}" carries a connotation of value, translating to "jewellery" or "adornment". However, in the more international [[Anglish language|Anglish]], the same word holds a vastly different meaning, often used to describe someone as "stupid," "foolish," or even "contemptible". This dichotomy would serve as a symbolic underpinning for Smuk's later life, echoing his inclination for challenging the status quo and thriving amidst contrasting ideals. | |||
At the cusp of adulthood, Smuk's adventurous spirit led him to a short-lived stint in the Dolch navy. Despite his inherent brilliance, he struggled to fit into the strict military structure. His unconventional ideas and audacious spirit didn't bode well within the rigid naval hierarchy. Nonetheless, this phase of his life was not without its memorable moments. It was during this tenure that he was nicknamed {{wp|List of United States Marine Corps acronyms and expressions#S|Lance Corporal Schmuckatelli}}.{{efn|OOC. Plenty of funny exploits to be explored, together with his friend {{wp|List of United States Marine Corps acronyms and expressions#B|Benotz}}.}} | |||
While his military career might be deemed as a failure in conventional terms, it contributed significantly to shaping the fearless innovator Smuk would become. His experience in the Dolch navy taught him the importance of individuality, courage, and above all, the power of daring to be different. These early years were instrumental in moulding the man who would soon challenge the realms of the possible. | |||
== Career == | == Career == | ||
Smuk's professional journey commenced in the field of {{wp|information technology}}, at a time when the sector was undergoing rapid evolution. Rather than simply adapting to these changes, Smuk sought to be a catalyst in shaping them. Musk quickly became part of an elite {{wp|The IT Crowd|IT crowd}}. His first significant entrepreneurial endeavour was in the emerging realm of digital currency, where he demonstrated his future-oriented thinking through his investment in [[Bincoin]]. This involvement marked the beginning of Smuk's career-long pattern of welcoming grand challenges and pushing the boundaries of innovation. | |||
After this, Smuk ventured into the domains of TubeHub and Wittier, both of which came to dominate their respective industries. [[TubeHub]], under Smuk's leadership, democratised content consumption, while [[Wittier]] revolutionised the way in which social communication was approached, offering a platform for real-time dialogue. Each of these ventures has served to underscore Smuk's visionary approach and his belief in the transformative power of digital innovation. Regardless of the advantages he may have been born into, Smuk's career trajectory exemplifies an unwavering commitment to driving change and embracing the possibilities that technology presents. | |||
While it's often portrayed that Smuk is entirely self-made, it is worth acknowledging the considerable influence of his affluent upbringing. Born into a wealthy family, Smuk had access to resources and opportunities that undoubtedly facilitated his early ventures. However, this does not detract from the fact that his individual vision and determination played a crucial role in propelling him to the forefront of the business world. | |||
== Personal life == | == Personal life == | ||
Smuk lives life in the fast lane, | Smuk's personal life is as vibrant and varied as his career. He has been married four times, with each marriage reflecting a different chapter of his life. His first wife was [[Gwendolyn Cadwallader]], a highly respected [[Geltic people|Geltic]] novelist. They were married from 1998 until their divorce in 2003. Following this, he was married to Chioma Okafor, a [[Yuropa people|Yuropan]] digital rights activist, from 2004 until their divorce in 2008. His third wife was [[Satsuki Tanaka]], a [[Sanbanese people|Sanbanese]] professional race car driver and television personality, whom he married in 2009 and divorced in 2014. His most recent spouse was [[Amara Singh]], a renowned [[Zekistani people|Zekistani]] environmental scientist. They were married in 2015 and divorced in 2020. Smuk is currently in a relationship with [[Kandy Rash]], a famous socialite and [[TubeHub]] influencer. Over the years, he has become the father to ten children. | ||
A man of varied interests and passions, Smuk lives life in the fast lane, both literally and metaphorically. He is an avid driver and can frequently be seen at the helm of his personalised {{wp|Tesla Roadster|Edison Hotrod}}. This passion for velocity extends to the skies, with Smuk regularly taking to the air in his [[Baywind]] private business jet. | |||
Despite his high-flying lifestyle, Smuk remains deeply rooted in his heritage. He is highly connected to his Zaxari-Dolch roots and is a respected figure within the community. His approach to life reflects his professional ethos – constantly reaching for new heights whilst staying grounded to his origins. | |||
In addition to his business pursuits, Smuk frequently appears on television, contributing to intellectual debates and participating in quiz shows. He has been a recurring guest on various intellectual highbrow {{wp|Never Mind the Buzzcocks|television shows}} and is a popular participant in {{wp|The Big Fat Quiz of the Year|The Big Fat Quiz of Eurth}},{{efn|OOC. Feel free to play the Eurth quiz game that's linked on our NS RMB.}} adding yet another facet to his multi-dimensional personality. | |||
== Honours and recognition == | == Honours and recognition == | ||
In recognition of his contributions to technology and economic development, Smuk has been appointed as the honorary minister of state of Synturia. His innovative insights and visionary leadership have made him an influential figure in the world of technology and beyond. It's said that the underground ruins of Synturia is where he first discovered his love for {{wp|Caving|spelunking}}. | In recognition of his contributions to technology and economic development, Smuk has been appointed as the honorary minister of state of Synturia. His innovative insights and visionary leadership have made him an influential figure in the world of technology and beyond. It's said that the underground ruins of Synturia is where he first discovered his love for {{wp|Caving|spelunking}}.<ref>[[Big Story News]], [https://www.europans.com/topic/4114-bs-news-channel/?do=findComment&comment=40022537 Fanciful fiasco for Noel Smuk] (24 July 2023)</ref> | ||
As of now, Noel Smuk continues to push the boundaries of what is considered possible, constantly striving for innovation and progress in every endeavour he undertakes. His impact on technology, economy, and society at large promises to leave an indelible mark on the course of human history. | As of now, Noel Smuk continues to push the boundaries of what is considered possible, constantly striving for innovation and progress in every endeavour he undertakes. His impact on technology, economy, and society at large promises to leave an indelible mark on the course of human history. |
Revision as of 20:51, 27 July 2023
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Born | Noel Schmuck May 21, 1980 Sandrica, Zaxar |
Nationality | Zaxari-Dolch |
Occupation | Business magnate, investor, honorary minister of state of Synturia |
Known for | Shareholder of tech companies |
Spouse(s) |
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Partner(s) | Kandy Rash (2021-present) |
Children | 10 |
Parents |
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Relatives | Schmuck family |
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Noel Smuk (born 21 May 1980) is a Zaxari-Dolch entrepreneur, visionary, and technologist known for his daring exploits and larger-than-life ambitions. He is renowned as a shareholder in the ever-fluctuating Bincoin, TubeHub, and Wittier. Notably, he was an honorary minister of state of Synturia and a self-proclaimed advocate for “the integration of big ideas into average brains.”[citation needed]
Early life
Smuk was born as Noel Schmuck on 21 May 1980 in Sandrica, Zaxar, and he spent his early years exploring the depths of his unique Zaxari-Dolch heritage. He is of Dolch descent through his grandfather.[a] The influences of this multicultural background can be observed in his distinct approach to entrepreneurship and technology.
One noteworthy element of Smuk's upbringing was the unique dichotomy represented by his family name. In his father's Dolch lineage, "Schmuck" carries a connotation of value, translating to "jewellery" or "adornment". However, in the more international Anglish, the same word holds a vastly different meaning, often used to describe someone as "stupid," "foolish," or even "contemptible". This dichotomy would serve as a symbolic underpinning for Smuk's later life, echoing his inclination for challenging the status quo and thriving amidst contrasting ideals.
At the cusp of adulthood, Smuk's adventurous spirit led him to a short-lived stint in the Dolch navy. Despite his inherent brilliance, he struggled to fit into the strict military structure. His unconventional ideas and audacious spirit didn't bode well within the rigid naval hierarchy. Nonetheless, this phase of his life was not without its memorable moments. It was during this tenure that he was nicknamed Lance Corporal Schmuckatelli.[b]
While his military career might be deemed as a failure in conventional terms, it contributed significantly to shaping the fearless innovator Smuk would become. His experience in the Dolch navy taught him the importance of individuality, courage, and above all, the power of daring to be different. These early years were instrumental in moulding the man who would soon challenge the realms of the possible.
Career
Smuk's professional journey commenced in the field of information technology, at a time when the sector was undergoing rapid evolution. Rather than simply adapting to these changes, Smuk sought to be a catalyst in shaping them. Musk quickly became part of an elite IT crowd. His first significant entrepreneurial endeavour was in the emerging realm of digital currency, where he demonstrated his future-oriented thinking through his investment in Bincoin. This involvement marked the beginning of Smuk's career-long pattern of welcoming grand challenges and pushing the boundaries of innovation.
After this, Smuk ventured into the domains of TubeHub and Wittier, both of which came to dominate their respective industries. TubeHub, under Smuk's leadership, democratised content consumption, while Wittier revolutionised the way in which social communication was approached, offering a platform for real-time dialogue. Each of these ventures has served to underscore Smuk's visionary approach and his belief in the transformative power of digital innovation. Regardless of the advantages he may have been born into, Smuk's career trajectory exemplifies an unwavering commitment to driving change and embracing the possibilities that technology presents.
While it's often portrayed that Smuk is entirely self-made, it is worth acknowledging the considerable influence of his affluent upbringing. Born into a wealthy family, Smuk had access to resources and opportunities that undoubtedly facilitated his early ventures. However, this does not detract from the fact that his individual vision and determination played a crucial role in propelling him to the forefront of the business world.
Personal life
Smuk's personal life is as vibrant and varied as his career. He has been married four times, with each marriage reflecting a different chapter of his life. His first wife was Gwendolyn Cadwallader, a highly respected Geltic novelist. They were married from 1998 until their divorce in 2003. Following this, he was married to Chioma Okafor, a Yuropan digital rights activist, from 2004 until their divorce in 2008. His third wife was Satsuki Tanaka, a Sanbanese professional race car driver and television personality, whom he married in 2009 and divorced in 2014. His most recent spouse was Amara Singh, a renowned Zekistani environmental scientist. They were married in 2015 and divorced in 2020. Smuk is currently in a relationship with Kandy Rash, a famous socialite and TubeHub influencer. Over the years, he has become the father to ten children.
A man of varied interests and passions, Smuk lives life in the fast lane, both literally and metaphorically. He is an avid driver and can frequently be seen at the helm of his personalised Edison Hotrod. This passion for velocity extends to the skies, with Smuk regularly taking to the air in his Baywind private business jet.
Despite his high-flying lifestyle, Smuk remains deeply rooted in his heritage. He is highly connected to his Zaxari-Dolch roots and is a respected figure within the community. His approach to life reflects his professional ethos – constantly reaching for new heights whilst staying grounded to his origins.
In addition to his business pursuits, Smuk frequently appears on television, contributing to intellectual debates and participating in quiz shows. He has been a recurring guest on various intellectual highbrow television shows and is a popular participant in The Big Fat Quiz of Eurth,[c] adding yet another facet to his multi-dimensional personality.
Honours and recognition
In recognition of his contributions to technology and economic development, Smuk has been appointed as the honorary minister of state of Synturia. His innovative insights and visionary leadership have made him an influential figure in the world of technology and beyond. It's said that the underground ruins of Synturia is where he first discovered his love for spelunking.[1]
As of now, Noel Smuk continues to push the boundaries of what is considered possible, constantly striving for innovation and progress in every endeavour he undertakes. His impact on technology, economy, and society at large promises to leave an indelible mark on the course of human history.
Notes
- ↑ OOC. Reference to the ancestry of Noel Fielding, whose image is used for this character.
- ↑ OOC. Plenty of funny exploits to be explored, together with his friend Benotz.
- ↑ OOC. Feel free to play the Eurth quiz game that's linked on our NS RMB.
References
- ↑ Big Story News, Fanciful fiasco for Noel Smuk (24 July 2023)