Ygroslied

Ygroslied (Anglish: Ygros Song), written for the EurthVision song contest. It is generally considered one of the weirdest songs to come out of Derthalen. Performed by Oom Jan (from Variota), Franz Lang Fahnenmast (Derthalen), Juan Luis Eduardo Remonda (from Iverica).

Lyrics

Anglish translation

Derthaler: In a little boat, we are kissing Iverican: In the middle of Ygros, two gays in love are sitting Derthaler: A moment of lovemaking in Ygros Iverican: Kiss me with your full beard mouth Derthaler: Sure my Iverican friend CHORUS Derthaler: We’re hanging out on the Ygros, it’s our secret tradition Iverican: We cuddle a bit, and snuggle gently Derthaler: and taste a bit on each others’ sausages, taste the sausage of mine Iverican: Hey, now what is that? There’s a boat coming closer Variotan: See the Variotan flag Derthaler: There’s a lone man in the boat Variotan: Hello there, my name is Jan, can I join in tonight? Iverican: Yes, yes, of course CHORUS Derthaler: We’re hanging out on the Ygros Variotan: It’s good to be three, the boat sways a bit Ivercan: We f*ck gently Derthaler: And surely we get it in the straight All: In the straight CHORUS Derthaler: Yes we’re hanging out on the Ygros Variotan: Can I blow your worm? Derthaler: Yes polish my knob so it gets clean Ivercan: Hold me and say that I’m your hugging bear Variotan and Derthaler: Our hugging bear Instrumental part (mostly saw) CHORUS All: Yes we’re hanging out on the Ygros Variotan: We have big gay get-together Iverican: You’re so beautiful Derthaler: Do I get to see your c*ck? Variotan: Surely, I don’t wear any pants Derthaler and Iverican: No pants CHORUS All: We’ve banged out on the Ygros Iverican: And practiced butt gymnastics Variotan: We’ll meet again Derthaler: Goodbye my friend All: Next Saturday we’ll bang on Ygros, once again, once again.